There is a super fundie chick at work who is always spouting off the oddest statements you can possibly imagine coming out of a human beings mouth. I never have any idea where to even start in responding to her so I either just avoid her (preferable) or stare at her in shocked amazement.
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My Mom's Fundie Friends
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That's a good point. Most of them can't understand why we think they are stone cold fuck nuts.
I am too lazy to tip toe. I am too outspoken to whisper. I just spit it out on FB so when they are around me irl they know what to expect. Lol I guess that can be considered cheating, but I don't care. This way everybody knows. Ivy is a heathen! Ivy supports gay marriage! Ivy is going to hell!
When fundies are around me they either avoid talking religion or seek discussion. So much easier. I never wonder if they would still be here if they knew. Oh, they know. They stayed. Some left, but these guys... they chose to stick around. 
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon  (December 23, 2013 at 6:10 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: her response was "in the bible it says you're never supposed to deny your spouse sex and doing so is wrong!" I'd like to see book, chapter, and verse for this. And then show it to my wife! 
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
Yup, chicks dig it when you get all Biblical on them.
Oh baby, I want to Know you! You know, (wink), Know! Hey now biatch! It says right here somewheres you MUST be gettin' busy with JHC whenever I says it! It's in the BIBLE! Unfortunately, both me and my GF are atheists so such a reference would produce nothing but eye-rolling, shoulder hitting and possibly nut kicking. Damn! Us atheists have to use the old, tried and true methods to get chicks all horny: gifts, compliments, alcohol and lies. Oh and housework. Nothing gets a woman interested in "knowing" than a good vacuum cleaning done by her man. Nothing.  RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends
December 24, 2013 at 2:34 pm
(This post was last modified: December 24, 2013 at 2:37 pm by Jacob(smooth).)
True thing. Do the ironing in a pilots uniform whilst occasionally tossing expensive chocolate at her. Putty in your hands
. In fact the girls probably should not even read about that last they become overcome with lust at tge mere idea.Shock! Just told my wife about this thread and her reply was "girl will say anything to get her ironing done" Another perfectly good illusion shattered! Thank you fucking atheist forum!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code  (December 23, 2013 at 4:43 pm)pocaracas Wrote: no.... Yeah, that's about how I handle the in laws and it works out fairly well.
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"If you cling to something as the absolute truth and you are caught in it, when the truth comes in person to knock on your door you will refuse to let it in." ~ Siddhartha Gautama RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends
December 24, 2013 at 3:17 pm
(This post was last modified: December 24, 2013 at 3:17 pm by JesusHChrist.)
(December 24, 2013 at 2:34 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Shock! Just told my wife about this thread and her reply was "girl will say anything to get her ironing done" I prefer to maintain the illusion that it is the sexy way I shake my thang whilst vacuuming that is doing the trick (haven't tried a pilot's uniform, hmmmmm), rather than the base female need to get her man to partake of his share of household drudgery. I will maintain my illusion thank you very much. Women are tricky critters! Play us like fiddles it seems. |
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