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It's a CONSPIRACY!!
#11
RE: It's a CONSPIRACY!!
Just out of curiosity, does your bf have a job? I say if you really wonna get him out of it, start questioning his religion. If they have control of everything else why wouldnt they control the churches too? Expose him to the zeitgeisters and tell him to stop listening to David icke.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#12
RE: It's a CONSPIRACY!!
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#13
RE: It's a CONSPIRACY!!
Quote:they put flouride in the water and mercury in our vaccines to dumb down the population

Is it wrong that in my head I have an image of

"yeah, they done put kem-culs in our foud, and now I cain't think so good no more. "

Its a strange symptom of the modern age.

100,000 years ago

"them tigers ain't dangerous!" (screams, crunching, evidence of flawed theory)

100 years ago

"dysentry ain't dangerous" (whimpers squelching noises, death, evidence of flawed theory)

Now
"infectious diseases and contaminated drinking water ain't dangerous"....
(no adverse outcome because less stupid people have passed laws to keep people safe® from the consequences of their fuckwittery, so they benefit from everyone elses immunity and clean water.)
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#14
RE: It's a CONSPIRACY!!
New friends. These guys will make for amusing stories in a while. They don't deserve you.
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#15
RE: It's a CONSPIRACY!!
Damn, guys. Drop them? One, I'm living under their roof. I don't have anywhere to go, and I can't support myself on minimum wage. The boyfriend, I'm hoping I can talk with and hopefully bring to light about our actual situation--the beautiful universe, the government isn't full of reptillians, and we can live our own lives....

And, now that Tonus has brought it up, they (my roomies) are indeed stocking up on ammo and food. They say that the government is going to come down on us in the near future, and we have to prepare ourselves. Honestly, I don't really have anywhere else to go. I could always live in my car until I get my promotion at my job, but still....where would I put all my books?! But seriously, I really don't have anywhere else to go. So I have to put up with them for the time being.

Now, yes, my boyfriend has a job. We actually work together, haha. He's a decent guy, just a little misguided.
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#16
RE: It's a CONSPIRACY!!
(December 26, 2013 at 9:14 pm)LalalaTabby Wrote: Damn, guys. Drop them? One, I'm living under their roof. I don't have anywhere to go, and I can't support myself on minimum wage. The boyfriend, I'm hoping I can talk with and hopefully bring to light about our actual situation--the beautiful universe, the government isn't full of reptillians, and we can live our own lives....

And, now that Tonus has brought it up, they (my roomies) are indeed stocking up on ammo and food. They say that the government is going to come down on us in the near future, and we have to prepare ourselves. Honestly, I don't really have anywhere else to go. I could always live in my car until I get my promotion at my job, but still....where would I put all my books?! But seriously, I really don't have anywhere else to go. So I have to put up with them for the time being.

Now, yes, my boyfriend has a job. We actually work together, haha. He's a decent guy, just a little misguided.

Sigh, to quote queen amadala in stars wars " This is how democracy dies. To thunderous applause."
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#17
RE: It's a CONSPIRACY!!
Quote:Is it wrong that in my head I have an image of

"yeah, they done put kem-culs in our foud, and now I cain't think so good no more. "

You've spent a lot of time in the American south, haven't you Jake?
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#18
RE: It's a CONSPIRACY!!
Reptilians?
V, anyone?
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#19
RE: It's a CONSPIRACY!!




What the video for David and his theory.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
Professional Watcher of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report!
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#20
RE: It's a CONSPIRACY!!
Perhaps you should out conspiracy them.. tell them you heard it was a conspiracy to convince them of their conspiracies and that this is keeping them subjugated and unwilling to take true political action or find the truth.
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