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AF Hall of Shame (Post Edition)
RE: AF Hall of Shame (Post Edition)
Came for the shame, stayed for the discussions... It's like boinking your philosophy instructor, backwards.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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Yum. Boinking.
(12th January 2017, 11:33)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(12th January 2017, 11:16)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Those who compare God to the tooth fairy are douchebags.
True that, at least the Tooth Fairy gives you something in return for your belief and sacrifical offerings. When was the last time god ever did anything for anyone?
"You don't change the world by staying at home and being good" - Mooney
"I reserve the right to be irrational"
― Gemini
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(16th November 2016, 10:32)mh.brewer Wrote:
(16th November 2016, 07:04)pocaracas Wrote: Guys... I sense you're almost done here... but, if you're not, could you please take it outside?
We come here for the comedy, not for philosophical debate.
Thank you.

Come on, Mormon bachelors are damn funny and you know it.

I personally don't see what's funny about Mormon bachelors--they get kicked out of the community
so the old men can have all the young Mormon girls to themselves!  Dodgy
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"Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets.  I have come not to abolish but to fulfill.  Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place."  (Matthew 5:17 NAB)

"It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid."  (Luke 16:17 NAB)

Luke 12:51-52
51 "Do you suppose that I came to grant peace on earth? I tell you, no, but rather division." 52 "For from now on five members in one household will be divided, three against two and two against three"

Matthew 10:34-35
34 "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." 35 "For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law."
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(24th November 2016, 17:14)Luckie Wrote:
(16th November 2016, 10:32)mh.brewer Wrote: Come on, Mormon bachelors are damn funny and you know it.

I personally don't see what's funny about Mormon bachelors--they get kicked out of the community
so the old men can have all the young Mormon girls to themselves!  Dodgy

Sheeeeeesh. Even the married ones are bachelors. 

Schrodinger's cat? Except with penis?
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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While this rightfully belongs in here, the place is going to need fumigating afterwards:

(13th December 2016, 10:11)Little Rik Wrote:
(12th December 2016, 12:09)chimp3 Wrote: Ah yes! Back in the primal past when the dingos would eat your babies. I guess there was karmic justice back then too.

One question chimp.
If you knew that that baby in a previous life was a man that rape and kill your teen daughter
wouldn't you be happy to see him die in an horrific way?  Lightbulb
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(21st June 2016, 07:31)Homeless Nutter Wrote: When someone is knocked on the head, they may see stars. That doesn't mean we should rely on their testimony, when studying astrophysics...
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You have to wonder who or what Rik was in a previous life that karma decided to bring him back as an intellectual black hole.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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(13th December 2016, 11:34)Tonus Wrote: You have to wonder who or what Rik was in a previous life that karma decided to bring him back as an intellectual black hole.

Dense, obviously.





 
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Denser than Dusseldorf's mustard?
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(11th January 2017, 10:29)Godschild Wrote:
(11th January 2017, 01:56)robvalue Wrote: Remind me why God lets Satan do anything?

So we can have a "loving" relationship with Him.[...]

GC

Hilarious how Godschild used scarequotes for "loving" without realizing it.

ROFLOL

"Loving" in the sense of genocidal Hehe
(12th January 2017, 11:33)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(12th January 2017, 11:16)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Those who compare God to the tooth fairy are douchebags.
True that, at least the Tooth Fairy gives you something in return for your belief and sacrifical offerings. When was the last time god ever did anything for anyone?
"You don't change the world by staying at home and being good" - Mooney
"I reserve the right to be irrational"
― Gemini
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