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Where is heaven?
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It's where the hooker factories are at. Ask the FSM in his holy book, and you'll see. No, really.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon 
I saw it more as an informed audience being forced to take it non literally, since a literal view is clearly false. If it's false now, it was false then, meaning people back then were just being lied to.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (January 3, 2014 at 6:39 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Progressive revelation is God's way of matching His message to the understanding of the audience. The literal meaning reaches those with a bronze age level of understanding. With the dawn of the Enlightenment the hidden levels were revealed to reach modern society. As moderns we must approach the text in the manner of moderns. So Jesus says, "fuck all of you skeptics, misled people, and weak minded people." "Fuck off to hell all of you... Except ChadWooters, he understands me!"
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   (January 3, 2014 at 6:42 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I saw it more as an informed audience being forced to take it non literally, since a literal view is clearly false. If it's false now, it was false then, meaning people back then were just being lied to.Taken as a science book you are correct. The Holy Scriptures were never intended to be used as technical references about the natural world. They are to guide us in our relationship with the Lord. For this purpose they were sufficient then and they are sufficient now.
Actually they aren't that either. If they were, we wouldn't have so many different denominations of christianity. We wouldn't have people starting wars over who has the proper relationship with someone. As violent as Yahweh was, I don't think he ever wanted people to fight those who genuinely wanted to follow him.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (January 5, 2014 at 12:30 pm)thepractice Wrote:(January 2, 2014 at 6:14 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Where the heck is heaven supposed to be? Is it another dimension? Is it like Narnia in a wardrobe? Sounds like a copout to me.  (January 5, 2014 at 12:30 pm)thepractice Wrote:(January 2, 2014 at 6:14 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Where the heck is heaven supposed to be? Is it another dimension? Is it like Narnia in a wardrobe? Is that a sexual reference to something that only devout christians know about? Because I can't make anything out of this statement.  |
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