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The I HAVE THE POWER Game

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The I HAVE THE POWER Game
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 4:37 pm (This post was last modified: January 6, 2014 at 4:39 pm by Cinjin.)
(January 6, 2014 at 4:10 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Prayer: I want my Hogwarts acceptance letter!

Answer:

I can't imagine why you'ed want a hog's wartz, but I grant them to you all over your body. Yeah, next time don't ask for things based on movies promoting the occult!


Prayer:
Dear god,
If there's any way at all possible, I'd like you to silence Rush Limbaugh forever.
[Image: Evolution.png]

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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 5:37 pm
Am I the first one to notice it?

[Image: SHG_HeManPower.gif]


Ans: There, I knocked his head off!

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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 6:18 pm
Answer: [Image: WhirledPeas.jpg]

Question: Can you make my cat stop peeing on the floor?
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 7:01 pm
Answer: yes now he'll pee on your bed!

Prayer: can we go to Disneyland?
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Re: RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 7:49 pm
(January 6, 2014 at 7:01 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Prayer: can we go to Disneyland?
Answer: Give more money to the church and I'll think about it.

Prayer: Lord please help me understand what these people talking in tongues are saying and why are they rolling around on the carpet?
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 8:04 pm
Answer: You communion wine has been spiked with LSD, they should make sense to you now.

Prayer: Help me understand calculus.
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 8:10 pm
Answer: dude I was just fucking with you nobody understands that shit

Prayer: to go to the Louvre in Paris
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 8:34 pm (This post was last modified: January 6, 2014 at 8:36 pm by Neo-Scholastic.)
Answer: Your plane crashed into to mechanical louver of the Paris Hilton in Las Vegas. Learn to pronounce Louvre right, ya hick.

Prayer...the power went out and there's a strange man at the back door.. please help.
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 10:42 pm
(January 6, 2014 at 8:34 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Answer: Your plane crashed into to mechanical louver of the Paris Hilton in Las Vegas. Learn to pronounce Louvre right, ya hick.

Prayer...the power went out and there's a strange man at the back door.. please help.
The power has free will, it can go out anytime, stop being so controlling. Please move away from the backdoor you are scaring people.

Prayer... god, Drich..... please help
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 10:54 pm
Answer: Sorry, I forgot to give him a brain, he should be good, now.

Prayer: Wish I had a cigarette.
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