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No offense, but...
January 9, 2014 at 4:35 pm
The dumbest three words you could ever start a conversation with.


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RE: No offense, but...
January 9, 2014 at 4:39 pm
LOL, right up there with, "Just sayin'..."
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RE: No offense, but...
January 9, 2014 at 4:42 pm
Or "Jesus loves you."
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RE: No offense, but...
January 9, 2014 at 4:44 pm
(January 9, 2014 at 4:35 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: The dumbest three words you could ever start a conversation with.

"I'm not a racist, but..."
"I'm not a sexist, but..."

Or my favorite -

"Hold my beer and watch this."
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RE: No offense, but...
January 9, 2014 at 4:44 pm
"Hey, wassup."
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: No offense, but...
January 9, 2014 at 4:54 pm
"I'm not an expert or anything, but..."
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: No offense, but...
January 9, 2014 at 4:56 pm
(January 9, 2014 at 4:54 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: "I'm not an expert or anything, but..."

Which is always followed by a statement that confirms that that intro was unnecessary. Big Grin
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RE: No offense, but...
January 9, 2014 at 5:08 pm
(January 9, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 9, 2014 at 4:35 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: The dumbest three words you could ever start a conversation with.

"I'm not a racist, but..."
"I'm not a sexist, but..."

Or my favorite -

"Hold my beer and watch this."

You're so adorable, it's unfair for everyone. Big Grin
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RE: No offense, but...
January 9, 2014 at 5:11 pm
In my opinion...
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RE: No offense, but...
January 9, 2014 at 5:23 pm
In Spanish we have "No es por nada, pero..." which means, "Not for nothing, but..."

What the hell does that even mean?

We also have, "Con todo respeto, pero..." which means, "With all due respect, but..."

It seems the word "but" gives you license to be an ass.
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