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RE: Pizza toppings
January 11, 2014 at 7:48 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 7:45 pm)ElleBelle Wrote:
(January 11, 2014 at 7:43 pm)Sejanus Wrote: What's with all the olive hate? am I the only one who likes them?

Yes. They're horrible.

No. They really aren't. Mushrooms too.
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RE: Pizza toppings
January 11, 2014 at 7:50 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 7:45 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 11, 2014 at 7:37 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: You'd have a hard time convincing my 10 year old obese self otherwise. That place was like the Willy Wonka factory of pizza to me. My 10 year old self would swim in the pizza lake if they had one.

I get that you lived a sheltered childhood. But look, pizza is about the crust. Thin, crispy, hand-tossed crust. Sparingly topped with cheese, cured meat, and fresh vegetables. And yes, all you haters - fungus and olives, too.

If it comes from CiCi's, Domino's, Lil Caesar's, Pizza Hut or another similar soulless franchised operation, no matter what your parents said, it is most assuredly not pizza.

It is an abomination, and you are going to burn in hell FOREVER for your sin. May Cthulhu have mercy on your soul(*).



(*) Cthulhu is unlikely to have any mercy for your soul, or anyone else's for that matter. People who eat bad pizza give him heartburn.

I went to a "gourmet" pizzeria recently. They didn't have cheese stuffed crust or complimentary chicken wings or chocolate chip cookies. Lame!
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#33
RE: Pizza toppings
January 11, 2014 at 7:50 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 7:48 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 11, 2014 at 7:45 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: Yes. They're horrible.

No. They really aren't. Mushrooms too.

Mushrooms are also horrible.
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#34
RE: Pizza toppings
January 11, 2014 at 7:51 pm
I would trust Cthulhu to order pizza for me. Smile
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RE: Pizza toppings
January 11, 2014 at 7:53 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 7:51 pm)Chas Wrote: I would trust Cthulhu to order pizza for me. Smile

I would not steer you wrong, unlike some other posters in thus thread who shall remain nameless (I'm looking at you, TEGH). Big Grin
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#36
RE: Pizza toppings
January 11, 2014 at 7:56 pm (This post was last modified: January 11, 2014 at 7:57 pm by bennyboy.)
I like to put diet pills on mine for balanced nutrition.
(January 11, 2014 at 7:50 pm)ElleBelle Wrote:
(January 11, 2014 at 7:48 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No. They really aren't. Mushrooms too.

Mushrooms are also horrible.

Slimy brown booger-like substances are not on my list of fun things to eat, either! Smile
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#37
RE: Pizza toppings
January 11, 2014 at 7:58 pm
^this.
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#38
RE: Pizza toppings
January 11, 2014 at 8:00 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 11, 2014 at 7:51 pm)Chas Wrote: I would trust Cthulhu to order pizza for me. Smile

I would not steer you wrong, unlike some other posters in thus thread who shall remain nameless (I'm looking at you, TEGH). Big Grin

What's wrong with Winn-Dixie store brand frozen pizza?!
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#39
RE: Pizza toppings
January 11, 2014 at 8:04 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 8:00 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(January 11, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I would not steer you wrong, unlike some other posters in thus thread who shall remain nameless (I'm looking at you, TEGH). Big Grin

What's wrong with Winn-Dixie store brand frozen pizza?!

As there isn't a Winn-Dixie within 1500 miles of here, I could only speculate - but I bet I would not be far from right.
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RE: Pizza toppings
January 11, 2014 at 8:07 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 8:04 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 11, 2014 at 8:00 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: What's wrong with Winn-Dixie store brand frozen pizza?!

As there isn't a Winn-Dixie within 1500 miles of here, I could only speculate - but I bet I would not be far from right.

With this brand, you never have to worry about forgetting to take the cardboard bottom off before sticking it in the oven. The crust is the cardboard!
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