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How do you do it?
#11
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I use a knife to cut mine. I like the cut to be kinda rough because once they're toasted they're so much tastier when the surface isn't smooth. You know what I mean?
Now I'm wishing I had bought some when I was in Sainsbury's doing some shopping earlier...

(January 15, 2014 at 12:00 pm)Insanity Wrote: Crumpets? I open them with my teeth after they get covered in butter.

Not crumpets, no. But I think I read somewhere that English Muffins were invented (do people "invent" foods? Oh well, I've said it now) by accident by an American attempting to make crumpets.

Anyway, muffins are bready things that are delicious toasted (and can be used to make yummy little pizzas). Have you ever had a McMuffin from the McDonald's breakfast menu? Those are English Muffins. You can also buy them from most supermarkets, they're usually next to the crumpets.
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#12
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(January 15, 2014 at 12:00 pm)Insanity Wrote: Crumpets? I open them with my teeth after they get covered in butter.

I think you'd find them easier to open BEFORE you cover your teeth in butter.

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#13
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You never know, buttery teeth may be more useful than you think.
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#14
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This is why I like it here...always the answers to the hard questions!
  
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#15
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If I only knew where they kept the tooth butter in the grocery store.
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#16
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(January 15, 2014 at 10:47 am)Kayenneh Wrote: What is an English muffin..? Big Grin

I'm English and I didn't know we had our own muffins.
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#17
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Seems more like something you'd spread butter or whatever on top. Like spreading jelly on toast. Even the ad has the butter on top of it.
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#18
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Nowadays I just gobble those things down without cutting em open and putting on butter.
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#19
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Is that what you eat with eggs Benedict?
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