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Shit My Mom says
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RE: Shit My Mom says
Coming back from work today, we started talking about the superbowl. Something we're both unfamiliar with.

Me: You know footballers get brain damage from playing and have lots of problems later in life.
Her: Oh, really?
Me: Yea, they donate their brains after they die though.
Her: Why? Can you still use them?
Me: For research.
Her: Oh.
Me: What did you mean?
Her: I thought you give them to someone else.
Me: Like a transplant? You think we can transplant brains?
Her: Uhm, yea.
Me: Who do you think needs a brain? Were you talking about you?


Hahaha, even she started laughing at how absurd that was in the end. But I think she actually thought that's what I meant.
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