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Member-Nomination Awards Thread
Mystical Offline
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RE: Member-Nomination Awards Thread
January 31, 2014 at 2:58 am (This post was last modified: January 31, 2014 at 3:00 am by Mystical.)
You know, for a bunch of people that talk a lot of shit in the Members thread area, you sure have a lack of imagination. Just in case you forgotttttt

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NOMINATING PEOPLE FOR MEDALS HERE YOU $%#^ sMACKS!




Which brings me to my next nomination: The Reality Salesman

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Congratulations, man
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Member-Nomination Awards Thread
January 31, 2014 at 4:07 am (This post was last modified: January 31, 2014 at 4:44 am by Fruity.)
I'm too lazy to find the evidence, so I'll just nominate.

Luckie: Most horny
Luckie: Best boobs
Luckie: Best club
Luckie: Best hair
Luckie: Best Voice d'Ulala

Kichi: Forum Mother of All (we all love kichi)
Rex: Most adorable woman evah!
Rex: The "Ivy can't wait to go to San Diego because of you" Award
Rex: The "thanks to you Ivy met better beer" award
Quill: Most threads per second
CapnAwesome: Most awesome and Beautiful in One Award
Cinjin: Best looking body ink
Stimbo: Most prone to be wanted for hugs
Cthulhu Dreaming: Most dreamy
Kay: Most helpful with the newbies
steelcurtain: most edible

dark fatal knight: Ivy's paisano VIP (so, hey, another taco? More tortillas? Any salsa? Need me to rub your feet? Que necesitas?)

Shaggy: The member who was liked immediately and for free just because.
Tiberius: The Holy Higher Power One
Shell B: The Holy Higher Power One First Lady
Jacob Smooch: The Popular One
Jacob Smooch: The Sex Professor
Esquilax: The BEST Writer Evah! Worship
Esquilax: The Master of Being a Master Award
Rasetsu: Best "What are you up to right now" posts
ElleBelle: Shortest "What are you up to right now" posts
C172: Most "Exactly the Same” Photos of Himself
Sejunus: Most likely to cruise Area 69 Daily
Minimalist: Kudo Lord
Whateverist: Flirtiest
Faith No More: The “Never has exchanged words with Ivy” Award
Creed of Heresy: The Hero Award (he was assaulted for wearing an equality shirt)
Last Poet: The “wasn’t lying when he said he didn’t get drugs” Award (I still remember that story)
TEGH: Funniest Threads with Great AF Tips
The Germans Are Coming: Most Sparkly Departure
Zen Badger: Best Biker of the WORLD!
Pocaracas: Best Wife Ass
Rayaan: Coolest Muslim Evah!
Rynatology: Best Avatar Evah!
Dark Star: Less Bacon
Drich: The "what the fuck did this dude just say" award
Alice: The "Nooooooo, she changed her awesome username" award
Pineapplebunnybounce: Most Likely to be Great Looking Even Though No Pictures This Far
Futile: Best Halloween Costume Idea Evah!
Kitanetos: Sneakiest in Chat Award
Aral Gamelon: Most Photogenic Body Part (area 69ers know what I'm talking about)
Mrs. Trich: The "I can't believe it's not butter, I mean Drich" Award


There's more... tons more...
Excuse me if I didn't mention you (yet), I have enough Ivy awards for everyone


You: The "I can't believe you read the whole thing" Award. Worship (large)
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: Member-Nomination Awards Thread
January 31, 2014 at 5:13 am
Sad Ivy....

Sometimes I get the feeling that if I were the only person on this forum I would still come a distant, unmentioned, second in the awards.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Member-Nomination Awards Thread
January 31, 2014 at 5:34 am
I haven't even been in Area 69 once!
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RE: Member-Nomination Awards Thread
January 31, 2014 at 5:46 am
(January 31, 2014 at 5:34 am)Sejanus Wrote: I haven't even been in Area 69 once!

... BUT you give off that vibe. (according to me) Big Grin



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max-Greece: The "Ivy keeps wanting to rep you, so she has to update your rep" Award

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RE: Member-Nomination Awards Thread
January 31, 2014 at 6:33 am
Ivy Wrote:all of that

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ivy Wrote:Luckie: Most horny
Luckie: Best boobs
Luckie: Best club
Luckie: Best hair
Luckie: Best Voice d'Ulala

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Minimalist gets the Come at me bro award

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Member-Nomination Awards Thread
January 31, 2014 at 6:54 am
(January 31, 2014 at 5:46 am)Ivy Wrote:
(January 31, 2014 at 5:34 am)Sejanus Wrote: I haven't even been in Area 69 once!

... BUT you give off that vibe. (according to me) Big Grin



Max-Greece: The Best Wife Inspired Avatar (still not swallowing?)
max-Greece: The "Ivy keeps wanting to rep you, so she has to update your rep" Award

Sorry, Max! I knew this was going to happen! lol Awwwwww just for that I'll scratch your back for you any time you wish for a week! You say when!

WHEN!!!
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RE: Member-Nomination Awards Thread
January 31, 2014 at 7:56 am
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Someone deserves this one. If you can guess who I'm thinking about I'll give you an award.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Member-Nomination Awards Thread
January 31, 2014 at 8:05 am
(January 31, 2014 at 5:13 am)max-greece Wrote: Sad Ivy....

Sometimes I get the feeling that if I were the only person on this forum I would still come a distant, unmentioned, second in the awards.

Shit man.... It took me nearly five years to get a mention. But I DO so love your posts.
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RE: Member-Nomination Awards Thread
January 31, 2014 at 10:25 am
Aw, Max Greece, I love you man Smile

Here's your award, cuz you are!

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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