Humor Decree

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

As your newly elected ruler of humor, I am here to set forth the new AF.ORG PEOPLE'S CODE OF FUNNY.


On making jokes:

1. Do not make fun of TEGH or what he likes.
   
2. Puns are not allowed.
   
3. You may not mock atheism
   
4. If you are under 18, you may not make jokes. You're not funny yet.
   
5. Sarcasm should be obvious enough that it does not require a smiley or a /s for it to be known as sarcasm.
   
6. Theists cannot make jokes.
   
7. Women must make jokes that guys can relate to.
   
8. Racist humor is never appropriate unless where appropriate.
   
9. Do not mock the disabled when they're around.
   

In order to make jokes, you must apply for a Joke License. These are only granted at the discretion of TEGH. If you don't have one yet, you're not going to get one.

Sincerely,
Dear Leader.

[Jackalope]

How many cocks did you suck to win that one, TEGH?

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

How many cocks did you suck to win that one, TEGH?

[No_God]

Psh. I'll make jokes all I want.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

As a way of showing my intense, unwavering support of Rule #2 (No puns), I submit the following:

There was once a leader of a primitive tribe. Not marrying until rather late in life, the leader died before his son and heir came of age. To prevent a governance crisis, the tribe decided to appoint a council of regents to rule until the young price was old enough to assume the throne. As a way of insuring that no one not sanctified sat upon the leader's throne, the Chair of Authority was hoisted up and secured among the rafters of the Grass Palace, residence of the leader.


All went well for a year or so until once day when the young price and his friends were playing in the palace, directly under the spot where the Chair of Authority had been secured. Sadly, the ropes parted at this very moment, and the heavy chair fell, crushing and killing the prince.

The moral of this story is, naturally, that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

Boru

[Angrboda]

I was funny once.

No, really. I'm serious.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I was funny once.

No, really. I'm serious.

Being funny 'once' implies that you were funny in the past, which of course puts one in mind of the medieval court jester (he lived in the past, see?) who was famed far and wide for his puns. In fact, it was his boast that he could make a pun upon literally any subject.

To test this boast, the King order the jester, 'Make a pun about Me.'

'My apologies, Majesty, but that I cannot do. The King, you see, is not a "subject" .'

Boru