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Why did the chicken cross the road...
Jacob(smooth) Offline Donators
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Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 7:14 pm (This post was last modified: January 29, 2014 at 7:15 pm by Jacob(smooth).)
According to af members.
So for example.

Drich:- to reach the light of truth on the other side. Won't YOU cross the road? You can, any time you choose.

EgoRaptor. :- because it wanted to, it's free to and only a repressive society would stop it.

Norabrimstone :- fucking chicken. It should stay put and let the Cockerell come to it.

Paint pooper :- because the filthy, coercive Israeli lobby forced it too.

Ivy. :-say that's a good looking chicken

Truthbtold :- it thought God commanded it to...

Nineteen :- don't know, I have the chicken on ignore.

Enrico. :-can you prove the chicken DID cross the road?
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 7:17 pm
Me: there are more important things to concern one's self with than the chicken.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 7:20 pm
Wheres mine?
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 7:24 pm
To get away from Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 7:39 pm
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 7:47 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was doing Link cosplay! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 7:49 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a velociraptor.
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 7:53 pm
For undisclosed political differences.
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 8:19 pm
Kilic- It crossed the road to defend its culture, race & traditions.
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road...
January 29, 2014 at 8:31 pm
(January 29, 2014 at 7:14 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: EgoRaptor. :- because not crossing the road would be anti-semitic.
Fixed that for you.
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