I'm sure we've all seen people act completely nuts when they're in stores...but I just saw a man throw a hot chicken at a job application kiosk.
Can anyone top that?
Can anyone top that?
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Unneccessary Store Rage
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Perhaps it was an aptitude test?
 (January 31, 2014 at 3:51 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: Can anyone top that? *heads to the local Wal*Mart* *lights a stick of dynamite*
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I was in a mcDonalds and a woman had 9 kids with her. (I hope for her sake she was babysitting) She was at her wits end trying to keep these little mosters from climbing on everything, and out of the french frier. let alone order and keep them quite. One of them want nuggets instead of a cheese burger or something like that and when she said no all hell broke loose. This little monster started to kick the soda fountain and have a screaming fit. Then I lost it. (too many years working with monsters like this to let them free range I guess) So before I could stop myself I grabed his arm, spun Him around, and said: Look, you are going to calm down eat your hamburger and like it. You are also going to listen to what ever this lady says, and your not going to argue with her anymore and You WILL stop screaming, otherwise you an me are going outside to see if we can figure out a way to make you do these things. He looked at her, she said "He Mean, He go'in to beat yo ass." Then all of the kids calmed down instantly. I let him go turn to the woman and appologized quietly, she thanked me. I asked if she wanted me to eat lunch with her to keep order, she said no thanks and everyone else began to clap.
Drich you are my hero...
I'm not sure I've seen anything as crazy as in the OP, but I generally hate people who loiter and can't decide where the fuck they're going when you're just trying to get your shit and get the fuck out of the place. Nothing makes me rage more than this. "Mooooooove bitch, get out the way".  (February 1, 2014 at 10:36 am)Drich Wrote: I was in a mcDonalds and a woman had 9 kids with her. (I hope for her sake she was babysitting) She was at her wits end trying to keep these little mosters from climbing on everything, and out of the french frier. let alone order and keep them quite. One of them want nuggets instead of a cheese burger or something like that and when she said no all hell broke loose. This little monster started to kick the soda fountain and have a screaming fit. Then I lost it. (too many years working with monsters like this to let them free range I guess) So before I could stop myself I grabed his arm, spun Him around, and said: Look, you are going to calm down eat your hamburger and like it. You are also going to listen to what ever this lady says, and your not going to argue with her anymore and You WILL stop screaming, otherwise you an me are going outside to see if we can figure out a way to make you do these things. He looked at her, she said "He Mean, He go'in to beat yo ass." Then all of the kids calmed down instantly. I let him go turn to the woman and appologized quietly, she thanked me. I asked if she wanted me to eat lunch with her to keep order, she said no thanks and everyone else began to clap. I can't stand out-of-control kids who won't behave in public. My folks wouldn't have tolerated that shit for ten seconds, and I didn't with my children. Well done, Drich. The lady, however, had no business telling the children you would beat them. That's fucked up. (February 1, 2014 at 11:33 am)Crossless1 Wrote:No, she had it right.(February 1, 2014 at 10:36 am)Drich Wrote: I was in a mcDonalds and a woman had 9 kids with her. (I hope for her sake she was babysitting) She was at her wits end trying to keep these little mosters from climbing on everything, and out of the french frier. let alone order and keep them quite. One of them want nuggets instead of a cheese burger or something like that and when she said no all hell broke loose. This little monster started to kick the soda fountain and have a screaming fit. Then I lost it. (too many years working with monsters like this to let them free range I guess) So before I could stop myself I grabed his arm, spun Him around, and said: Look, you are going to calm down eat your hamburger and like it. You are also going to listen to what ever this lady says, and your not going to argue with her anymore and You WILL stop screaming, otherwise you an me are going outside to see if we can figure out a way to make you do these things. He looked at her, she said "He Mean, He go'in to beat yo ass." Then all of the kids calmed down instantly. I let him go turn to the woman and appologized quietly, she thanked me. I asked if she wanted me to eat lunch with her to keep order, she said no thanks and everyone else began to clap.  (January 31, 2014 at 3:51 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: I'm sure we've all seen people act completely nuts when they're in stores...but I just saw a man throw a hot chicken at a job application kiosk. Was the chicken REALLY hot, or just wearing a slutty outfit? Boru
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