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RE: Joke
February 5, 2014 at 4:24 pm
A Greek and an Italian are arguing about which of their 2 cultures has contributed more to humanity.
The Greek says the Parthenon.
The Italian counters with the Colosseum.
The Greek says Socrates.
The Italian counters with Pliny.
The Greek says the 3 types of column.
The Italian counters with concrete.
Back and forth they go for hours.
Eventually, almost worn out the Greek suddenly has a moment of inspiration and declares:
"Well - we invented sex."
The Italian replies:
"Yes, this is true - but we came up with the idea of involving women."
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Joke
February 5, 2014 at 7:06 pm
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Not married I see.
So, a guy is walking down the street and he sees this big black guy beating up some little old jewish guy. He runs over and pulls him away and says "what are you doing? You'll kill him." The black guy says "he called me a black bastard."
The first guy looks over at the little old jewish guy who is getting up off the ground and says "do you have a death wish? Look at the size of him. Why did you call him a black bastard."
The old jewish guy answers in a thick accent, "I said no such a thing. This man asked me where the post office was and I told him "you're a block past it."
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RE: Joke
February 5, 2014 at 7:36 pm
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A dudes wife comes home from the mall all pissed off.
She tells her husband to go give the shoe salesman a beating.
He said WTF?
Well I was trying on a couple pairs of shoes and had forgot my undies. He looked up between my legs and said lady I could eat that full of ice cream.
The husband said "I'm not going to kick his ass for 3 reasons".
One - I told you not to do anymore shopping
Two - I told you not to leave the house without underwear again.
Three - There is no way I'm going to fuck with anyone that can eat that much ice cream!
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RE: Joke
February 5, 2014 at 7:40 pm
Q: What's white and can't climb trees?
A: A refrigerator.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Joke
February 5, 2014 at 8:47 pm
Whats the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator does not fart when you pull your meat out of it!
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RE: Joke
February 5, 2014 at 8:54 pm
A rapist, a priest and a pedophile walk into a bar.
"By yourself tonight, Father?" asks the bartender.
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RE: Joke
February 5, 2014 at 10:55 pm
Why can jesus walk on water?
Because shit floats. THANK U THANK U!!!!
