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Inventing Hell

Poll: I believe in some sort of eternal/long-term place of punishment in the afterlife.
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No.
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Yes.
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It's possible I suppose.
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There's one Hell and you're ALL going to BURN IN IT!
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Inventing Hell
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#51
RE: Inventing Hell
February 10, 2014 at 5:50 pm
(February 10, 2014 at 4:36 pm)Tonus Wrote: CD's hell is a Colin Kaepernick highlight reel on endless loop.

Well, that depends on what sort of highlights we're talking about, yes?


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#52
RE: Inventing Hell
February 10, 2014 at 8:41 pm
Anything. For eternity.
Eventually becomes boring and you'll be tired and jaded.
Sorry to not be more creative, but that's my one size fit's all Hell which coincidentally is the Heaven offered all the theologians who think they're offering cake. They really don't think things through very thoroughly.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#53
RE: Inventing Hell
February 10, 2014 at 9:42 pm
(February 10, 2014 at 8:41 pm)JuliaL Wrote: Anything. For eternity.
Eventually becomes boring and you'll be tired and jaded.
Sorry to not be more creative, but that's my one size fit's all Hell which coincidentally is the Heaven offered all the theologians who think they're offering cake. They really don't think things through very thoroughly.

I agree with the party pooper.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#54
RE: Inventing Hell
February 10, 2014 at 10:10 pm
(February 10, 2014 at 9:42 pm)Ivy Wrote: I agree with the party pooper.

Sorry....poop poop be doop.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 10, 2014 at 11:14 pm
(February 10, 2014 at 8:54 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: But I'm gonna go with knitwear. Knitwear and boring haircuts. And an eternity of serving evangelicals at McDonald's, and having to be polite to them when they put their hand on his shoulder in a comradely manner and ask him why he don't have the love of jebus within him.

NnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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#56
RE: Inventing Hell
March 4, 2014 at 2:23 am (This post was last modified: March 4, 2014 at 2:27 am by Marsellus Wallace.)
guyz , your hells are so weak and nerdy , where is the sick stuff ?

Creed of Heresy's hell : A big fat metal dick gets to be stuck up your ass..............................all the way up .
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RE: Inventing Hell
March 4, 2014 at 3:06 am
And you, Marsellus, must sit in an uncomfortable chair, restrained with your eye's sewn open .. forced to watch your own avatar for all time.
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RE: Inventing Hell
March 9, 2014 at 4:49 pm
Whateverest is stuck in a room with a three hundred babies that never grow and they do cry. They cry a lot. There is no milk to give them either. The babies are reincarnation of nazies and one of them is Saddam Hussain and one of them is Hitler and you know that but don't know who exactly is who. Why did Whateverist get stuck with the baby nazies? Only he can tell you of his sins. The babies also can't get hurt from you, they have immunity. All they do is cry and cry, wishing for milk. And you wonder who has it worse, them or you?
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