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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 8:59 pm
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Being chased by a mob of religious people wanting to burn you at the stake for heresy. if they catch you, they burn you down to ash. You come back the next day to start the whole thing again.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 8:59 pm
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Cinjie gets to spend the rest of eternity surrounded by snotty young earth creationist teenagers while watching a never-ending game of his favourite sport football (and by football I mean soccer). Oh and the only other person there besides the young earth creationist teenagers is me. Because I know you'd just love to spend the rest of eternity with me...
Fuckin' ninja'd. Bastard.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:00 pm
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(February 5, 2014 at 8:45 pm)Cinjin Wrote: This is the game.
Invent a hell for the person posting above you. It can be anything you want but it's always fun if you can customize it.
Example if say, Tiberius was the previous poster:
Tiberius must spend all of eternity in a gymnasium with a bunch of air-headed jocks who only talk about the NBA. There are no plugs. No computers. There is no technology of any kind, and every evening the gym is rented out by the Westboro Baptist Church.
Alright people, get inventive or get in line. 
Somebody hell me.
Your hell has no music or ways to produce it. No technology, art material, or the likes. All your work has been taken by Drich and he has taken credit for it. Your business is now a church.
Pffffffg sooo late lol ninja!!!
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:01 pm
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Your hell will be posting on a site, but forever getting ninja'd by the most obnoxious person imaginable.
Hmm. Ninja'd by Ivy.
I think Ivy knows what her hell would be. Eaten by pigs.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:18 pm
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Chad 32 must play the original nintendo for an eternity
Me: I thought I was supposed to be in hell...
with only Supermario brothers,
Me: I can handle that
a bag of endlessly stale doritos,
Me: Uh...
and a broken jump button.
Me: Noooo!
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:19 pm
Cinjin's already had one but someone do me!
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:24 pm
Endlessly pursued by people of the gender you aren't attracted to.
![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png)
And, you know, it's not that bad. It's annoying, but flattering. Worse would be if I landed on a planet that was 99% female... and 100% straight.
