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Rap battle, everyday normal guy edition
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Rap battle, everyday normal guy edition
In homage to the everyday guy rap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jmUQZ4lxZk

Who can make an everyday relatable freestyle?
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#2
RE: Rap battle, everyday normal guy edition
Love it! I want to do one! Woop! woop!

Where's my man, c172? Hey, C! One video, coming right up!
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: Rap battle, everyday normal guy edition
First verse, it gets worse, it'll get no better than this. First thing up in the AM i'll be taking a piss.
I take my phone in there with me yeah i gotta check; if my ebay listings have run out yet.
Feed the cats and the brats, and sometimes get grumpy. Playing starcraft last night probly why i'm still sleepy.
Get dressed, go to work, where I'll have a cup of tea. Someone makes it for me ready about three times a week.
I like that a lot but I don't like to ask yo, don't want them to think I'm a demanding asshole.
If these rhyme do not thrill you then tha'ts really too bad, just spittin' what Im hittin' 'bout the day that i've had.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#4
RE: Rap battle, everyday normal guy edition
Haha. That's awesome. Unfortunately, I am a vimeo noob, and barely know how to make a video, much less set it to music (even opening titles). Plus, I don't listen to rap. I like jazz, drone, and indie.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Rap battle, everyday normal guy edition
Haha, I remember once I won a rap battle on the Black Eyed Peas fan forums. Fergie was the reason why I came out, so I was a huge fan for a few years.
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#6
RE: Rap battle, everyday normal guy edition
I was listening to rap a little while ago. I didn't want to. The guy was five cars away blasting that shit.
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RE: Rap battle, everyday normal guy edition
I’m a rap novata
Means rap rookie could be groupie.
I’m a chica, Mexico Americana
Got bill fevah, I’d do Maher to Nirvana.

I’m a mother
Got my boys to keep me loony
It’s alright though, trade my life for not another
Ivy got this, it’s all good and kinda groovy.

Got no money
Something wrong, why you no hire me?
Bitches hatin’, if you got me you’d get honeys
I’m not playin’, you miss out on all the booties.

I’m atea
Left the church and all its misery.
Got no jesus, la religion solo marea,
Broken to pieces, got myself a brand new identity.

I’m so lonely.
It’s ok though, I’m a forum junkie.
I know it’s crazy, nerdy, dorky, and obsessive,
Hope Bill Maher finds this all gawd dammed impressive.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: Rap battle, everyday normal guy edition
(February 13, 2014 at 8:15 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Haha, I remember once I won a rap battle on the Black Eyed Peas fan forums. Fergie was the reason why I came out, so I was a huge fan for a few years.

Futile, is Fergie gay? I thought she was married to Josh Duhamel.
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RE: Rap battle, everyday normal guy edition
(February 13, 2014 at 8:43 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Futile, is Fergie gay? I thought she was married to Josh Duhamel.
She's out as bisexual. I totally knew she wasn't straight the whole time.

Bonus: she also played a lesbian in Grindhouse (Planet Terror). Before her character died a horrible gruesome death.
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Oh yeah! I forgot about that!
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