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'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 4:52 pm
(February 18, 2014 at 4:48 pm)Godschild Wrote: Only the sick of mind and heart would find a death hilarious, yes I mean you Ryan.

It's not the death, it's the irony.

And then, it depends on the death: the person who died.

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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 6:09 pm
(February 18, 2014 at 4:48 pm)Godschild Wrote: Only the sick of mind and heart would find a death hilarious, yes I mean you Ryan.

If it was anybody but you chastising me, I'd almost feel bad about it.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 6:10 pm
(February 18, 2014 at 4:48 pm)Godschild Wrote: Only the sick of mind and heart would find a death hilarious, yes I mean you Ryan.

I don't know about that. Some of these are pretty gosh darn funny!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 6:49 pm
(February 18, 2014 at 4:48 pm)Godschild Wrote: Only the sick of mind and heart would find a death hilarious, yes I mean you Ryan.

But he'll end up in heaven, which is meant to be much better than life on Earth, so everyone involved should be happy surely....
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 8:12 pm
Well, I can't exactly call it a tragedy when a complete idiot dies doing something completely stupid.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 9:23 pm
(February 18, 2014 at 8:12 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: Well, I can't exactly call it a tragedy when a complete idiot dies doing something completely stupid.

Suicide by snake?

It would be tragic had the gentleman in question been hit by a drunk driver while minding his own business crossing the street.


This was on par with an adrenaline junkie engaging in behavior where it's understood that a mistake could easily be fatal.

Mess around with venomous snakes and you should expect to die.

I have sympathy for his family. I hope they are smarter.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 18, 2014 at 9:36 pm (This post was last modified: February 18, 2014 at 9:37 pm by Cinjin.)
Hard evidence that ancient books written by religious fucktards should be ignored.

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...and now I'm dead.




What makes these people truly fucking idiots is the fact that they continue to practice this stupidity even after witnessing the death of a loved one.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 19, 2014 at 4:52 am
What explanation can the church give for their Pastor's death?
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 19, 2014 at 5:18 am
(February 18, 2014 at 4:48 pm)Godschild Wrote: Only the sick of mind and heart would find a death hilarious, yes I mean you Ryan.

Can anyone else see the irony in getting chastised by a fanatic from a death cult who celebrates a guy getting tortured and killed once a week? Rolleyes
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 19, 2014 at 8:27 am
Quote:A Kentucky pastor who starred in a reality show about snake-handling in church has died -- of a snakebite.

I don't think that's particularly ironic.
If he'd choked on some adder stew, maybe.
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