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There was a wizard on Noah's Ark
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There was a wizard on Noah's Ark
February 17, 2014 at 6:55 pm (This post was last modified: February 17, 2014 at 6:58 pm by StoryBook.)
So for fun I watch the "Noah" movie trailer on my hulu. I have figured out that Noah's daughter is a wizard and that's how they fit all the animals on the boat and was able to feed them...
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RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark
February 17, 2014 at 7:23 pm
(February 17, 2014 at 6:55 pm)StoryBook Wrote: So for fun I watch the "Noah" movie trailer on my hulu. I have figured out that Noah's daughter is a wizard and that's how they fit all the animals on the boat and was able to feed them...
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Wouldn't they burn her?
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RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark
February 17, 2014 at 7:40 pm
Quote:Wouldn't they burn her?

Only if she weighs the same as a duck.

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RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark
February 17, 2014 at 8:06 pm
(February 17, 2014 at 7:23 pm)Beccs Wrote: Wouldn't they burn her?

Nope because everyone else drowned,and it's hard to burn things when everything is wet.
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RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark
February 17, 2014 at 8:15 pm
Apparently not.

Quote:20 Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and took some of every clean animal and some of every clean bird and offered burnt offerings on the altar.

Gen 8

It seems that one of the first things the fucker did was carefully burn some of the animals he had saved....and I guess he found dry wood to burn them with. He could easily have burned the witch, too.

Let's face it. Someone has to be a Waldork or G-C class idiot to believe such a story.
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RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark
March 31, 2014 at 7:31 am
(February 17, 2014 at 6:55 pm)StoryBook Wrote: So for fun I watch the "Noah" movie trailer on my hulu. I have figured out that Noah's daughter is a wizard and that's how they fit all the animals on the boat and was able to feed them...
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It would be kind of ironic that there were wizards and/or witches on Noah's ark. Because Yahweh in Exodus 22:18 says that the Israelites must kill any sorceresses or witches in their midst.
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RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark
March 31, 2014 at 8:28 am
(February 17, 2014 at 8:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Apparently not.

Quote:20 Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and took some of every clean animal and some of every clean bird and offered burnt offerings on the altar.

Gen 8

It seems that one of the first things the fucker did was carefully burn some of the animals he had saved....and I guess he found dry wood to burn them with. He could easily have burned the witch, too.

Let's face it. Someone has to be a Waldork or G-C class idiot to believe such a story.
Well, he had a whole fucking ark he didn't need any moreBig Grin. Made of wood. So that should not have been an issue.
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RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark
March 31, 2014 at 8:31 am
This joke is made all the better with the fact there actually is a Witch Doctor in the movie.
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