What Is Going On?

[Darkstar]

Thoughts?

Wait for it...

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[kılıç_mehmet]

I'd say, coincidence. The last place I'd want to be is to be a fucking banker. Too much risk, and too much stress, obviously makes these people willing to give up their lives trying to escape the massive responsibility that lies on their backs.

[FlyingNarwhal]

I'm pretty sure it's a coincidence. Remember that week a few years back when Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, Billy Mays, and Farah Fawcett all died in the same week? I doubt there was a conspiracy of dead celebrities, sometimes weird shit just happens. Besides banking is one of those high stress jobs too, I'd be curious to see what the suicide rate is for bankers.

[Minimalist]

I'd say, coincidence. The last place I'd want to be is to be a fucking banker. Too much risk, and too much stress, obviously makes these people willing to give up their lives trying to escape the massive responsibility that lies on their backs.

Just imagine if the miserable bastards had to worry about going to jail? Why, you wouldn't be able to walk down Wall St for fear of being hit by the rain of bankers falling from the sky.

[Tonus]

Just imagine if the miserable bastards had to worry about going to jail?

Sales of Soap-on-a-Rope would skyrocket.