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Most accurate prophecies EVAR! xD
#1
Most accurate prophecies EVAR! xD
Whenever christian doomsday epople go crying around, I always tell them this:
Hopi Tribe prophecy
The fact that a native american tribe got it more right than them gives me the giggles.
Lets all become Hopis! Big Grin
Joking, Joking. xD
SOOO. Does this prove the Hopis are right?
Does ANYTHING the christians poke at US prove their right?
No, Im not paranoid at this, either.
But this doomsday earns points for accuracy Smile
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#2
RE: Most accurate prophecies EVAR! xD
(October 27, 2008 at 4:57 am)Spashie Wrote: Whenever christian doomsday epople go crying around, I always tell them this:
Hopi Tribe prophecy
The fact that a native american tribe got it more right than them gives me the giggles.
Lets all become Hopis! Big Grin
Joking, Joking. xD
SOOO. Does this prove the Hopis are right?
Does ANYTHING the christians poke at US prove their right?
No, Im not paranoid at this, either.
But this doomsday earns points for accuracy Smile
Ramen, but obviously no where near as accurate as the prophecy of the good LORD the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, obviously no prophecy could be more accurate than that.
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#3
RE: Most accurate prophecies EVAR! xD
Ramen to that.
Best regards,
Leo van Miert
Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall --Torque is how far you take the wall with you
Pastafarian
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#4
RE: Most accurate prophecies EVAR! xD
I am a prophet and I prophesy that:

There will be trouble in the Middle East

A disaster will kill a number of people, and this number will correlate with another number found somewhere in the Bible

Someone will go apeshit with a gun and kill some people in public in the USA

A black man will become president of the United States one day

A woman will become president of the United States one day.

The world will come to a fiery end one day
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
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#5
RE: Most accurate prophecies EVAR! xD
You obviously know nothing about the Biblical prophecy of Cyrus, who was named hundreds of years before he was born and how Jesus was prophecied as coming exactly when he did.
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#6
RE: Most accurate prophecies EVAR! xD
How many prophecies didn't come to pass?

Would you mind showing which Old Testament prophecies say exactly when Jesus would be born?
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#7
RE: Most accurate prophecies EVAR! xD
(November 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm)Meatball Wrote: How many prophecies didn't come to pass?

I am not sure how many prophecies have yet come to pass nor how many uninformed skeptics fail to realize have passed. If you have any specific ones you would like to address we could disscuss those but here are two that are often mistaken for contradictions and failed prophecies.

Quote:"Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom. " -- Matthew 16:28

"Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled. Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away. " -- Luke 21:32-33

It is interesting that The Interpreter's Bible goes so far to say of this verse: "The prediction was not fulfilled, and later Christians found it necessary to explain that it was metaphorical."

Isn't that something?!

Consider Matthew 17:1-2 - Six days later Jesus took Peter and James and John his brother along and brought them up into a lofty mountain by themselves. And he was transfigured before them, and his face shone as the sun, and his outer garments became brilliant as the light.

That is what Jesus was talking about at Matthew 16:28. That prophecy was fulfilled.

Now Luke 21:32-33 was something else. British scholar G. R. Beasley-Murray: "The phrase 'this generation' should cause no difficulty for interpreters. While admittedly genea in earlier Greek meant birth, progeny, and so race, . . . in the [Greek Septuagint] it most frequently translated the Hebrew term dôr, meaning age, age of humankind, or generation in the sense of contemporaries. . . . In sayings attributed to Jesus the term appears to have a twofold connotation: on the one hand it always signifies his contemporaries, and on the other hand it always carries an implicit criticism."

So Jesus could have been directing that statement to the Jewish opposition there around him at that time, who, within a generation would see the destruction of Jerusalem in 66 - 70 C.E. by Titus, the son of Emperor Vespasian where 1,100,000 Jews died and 100,000 were taken captive, most of whom died horrible deaths and the Christians who knew it would come were saved. Matthew 24:16, 22. And Jesus may have been applying the same to those in opposition in the future as well.

(November 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm)Meatball Wrote: Would you mind showing which Old Testament prophecies say exactly when Jesus would be born?

What you ask of me will require some effort on my part and on your part if you actually pay any attention to what I put forth. You, uh - you willing to do that?
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#8
RE: Most accurate prophecies EVAR! xD
Quote:What you ask of me will require some effort on my part and on your part if you actually pay any attention to what I put forth. You, uh - you willing to do that?
It really shouldn't require effort on either side. You simply have to find the Bible verse that accurately predicted when Jesus came and then paste it for us to read (a link to the biblegateway.com passage would suffice). Seeing as you are so convinced this passage exists, you must know precisely where it is, or your argument is simply a guess.

Anyway, yes, I will pay attention to the passage. Please paste it for us.
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#9
RE: Most accurate prophecies EVAR! xD
(November 3, 2008 at 12:49 pm)Tiberius Wrote:
Quote:What you ask of me will require some effort on my part and on your part if you actually pay any attention to what I put forth. You, uh - you willing to do that?
It really shouldn't require effort on either side. You simply have to find the Bible verse that accurately predicted when Jesus came and then paste it for us to read (a link to the biblegateway.com passage would suffice). Seeing as you are so convinced this passage exists, you must know precisely where it is, or your argument is simply a guess.

Anyway, yes, I will pay attention to the passage. Please paste it for us.

There is no one scripture. If you want to sum up the Bible in one sentence it would be this: The vindication of Jehovah God's name through the ransom sacrifice of Christ Jesus.

That is what the Bible is all about. The Bible had a series of scriptures which told the time that the Messiah would appear - that is be baptized and it told the exact year that he would return. Sir Isaac Newton was one of the first theologians to realize the importance of this second date.

The first thing you have to consider is the importance of Chronology. Only one person who ever lived could have been Jesus Christ and Bible chronology demonstrated this. Here is the Chronology of Jesus which also was considered a contradiction that is cleared up as well.

I will return to give the prophecies of his coming and then return.

Part I

The difference in nearly all the names in Luke's genealogy of Jesus as compared with Matthew's is quickly resolved in the fact that Luke traced the line through David's son Nathan, instead of Solomon as did Matthew. ( Lu 3:31 / Mt 1:6,7 ) Luke follows the ancestry of Mary which shows Jesus' natural descent from David. Matthew shows Jesus' legal right to the throne of David by descent from Solomon through Joseph, who was legally Jesus' father. Both signify that Joseph wasn't Jesus' actual father, only his adoptive father and giving him legal right.

Matthew departs from his style when he comes to Jesus, saying: "Jacob became father to Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom Jesus was born, who is called Christ." ( Mt 1:16 ) He doesn't say that 'Joseph became father to Jesus' but that he was "the husband or Mary, of whom Jesus was born." Luke says that Jesus was actually the Son of God by Mary ( Lu 1:32-35 ) that "Jesus . . . being the son, as the opinion was, of Joseph, son of Heli." Lu 3:23.

Frederic Louis Godet wrote: "This study of the text in detail leads us in this way to admit1. That the genealogical register of Luke is that of Heli, the grandfather of Jesus; 2. That, this affiliation of Jesus by Heli being expressly opposed to His affiliation by Joseph, the document which he has preserved for us can be nothing else in his view than the genealogy of Jesus through Mary. But why does not Luke name Mary, and why pass immediately from Jesus to His grandfather? Ancient sentiment did not comport with the mention of the mother as the genealogical link. Among the Greeks a man was the son of his father, not of his mother; and among the Jews the adage was: 'Genus matris non vocatur genus ( "The descendant of the mother is not called (her) descendant")' ('Baba bathra,' 110, a)." Commentary on Luke, 1981, p. 129.

Both genealogies show descent from David - through Solomon and through Nathan. ( Mt 1:6 / Lu 3:31 ) They come together again in two persons; Shealtiel and Zerubbabel. Shealtiel was the son of Jeconiah, perhaps by marriage to the daughter of Neri - he was then the "son of Neri." or Neri's son-in-law. It is also possible that Neri had no sons, so that Shealtiel was counted as his "son." ( Compare Mt 1:12 / Lu 3:27 / 1 Ch 3:17-19 )

So, Jesus was actually the Son of God and the natural heir to the Kingdom by miraculous birth through the virgin girl Mary, of David's line, and Jesus was also the legal heir in the male line of descent from David and Solomon through his adoptive father Joseph. ( Lu 1:32, 35 / Ro 1:1-4 )

Part II

The first chapter of Matthew the genealogy of Jesus runs from Abraham forward. In Luke Chapter 3 the genealogy goes back to "Adam son of God." Part of Jesus genealogy also appears at 1 Chronicles chapters 1 to 3, running from Adam through Solomon and Zerubbabel. The books of Genesis and Ruth combined give the line from Adam to David.

The latter three lists - Genesis/Ruth, 1 Chronicles and Luke - agree fully from Adam to Arpachshad, with minor differences on certain names such as Kenan, which is "Cainan" at Lu 3:37. The Chronicles and Genesis/Ruth lists agree down to David while another "Cainan" is found in Luke's account between Arpachshad and Shelah. ( Lu 3:35 - 36 )

From Solomon to Zerubbabel the Chronicles record and Matthew agree though Matthew omits some names. One needs to address these as well as the differences in Luke's account from David to Jesus.

Genealogy involved private family records in addition to the public records of genealogies which chroniclers, such as Ezra, for example, had access to when they compiled their lists. To the registers that existed in the first century up until 70 C.E. the matter of the descent of the Messiah from Abraham through David was very important.

Matthew and Luke no doubt consulted these genealogical tables.

The question is why does Matthew leave out some names that are contained in the listing of other chroniclers? For one thing it is not necessary to name every link in the line of descent. Ezra, for example, in proving his priestly lineage, at Ezra 7:1-5 , left out several names that were listed at 1 Chronicles 6:1-15. Matthew seems to have copied from the public register - leaving out some names not needed to prove the descent of Jesus from Abraham and David. Access of the Hebrew Scriptures would have likely been used as well. ( Ru 4:12, 18-22 and Mt 1:3-6 )

Both the lists made by Matthew and Luke would have been publicly recognized by the Jews of that time as authentic. The Pharisees as well as the Sadducees - bitter enemies of Christianity didn't challenge these genealogies. They could have done so up until 70 C.E. when the records were destroyed in the destruction of Jerusalem.

Problems in Matthew's Genealogy?

Matthew divides the genealogy from Abraham to Jesus into three sections of 14 generations each. There is a name count of 41 rather than 42. By taking Abraham to David, 14 names, then using David as the starting name for the second 14, with Josiah as the last and finally by heading the third series of 14 names with Jeconiah ( Jehoiachin ) and ending with Jesus. Matthew repeats the name David as the last of the first 14 names and as the first of the next 14. Then he repeats the expression "the deportation to Babylon," which he links with Josiah and his sons. ( Mt 1:17 )

There is an omission of three kings of David's line between Jehoram and Uzziah ( Azariah ) because Jehoram married wicked Athaliah of the house of Ahab, the daughter of Jezebel bringing this God condemned strain into the line of the kings of Judah. ( 1 Ki 21:20-26 / 2 Ki 8:25-27 ) Matthew named Jehoram as first in this wicked alliance, but left out the next three kings to the fourth generation - Ahaziah, Jehoash, and Amaziah.

Where Matthew indicates that Zerubbabel is the son of Shealtiel ( Mt 1:12 ) it coincides with other references ( Ezr 3:2 / Ne 12:1 / Hag 1:14 / Lu 3:27 ) but at 1 Chronicles 3:19 Zerubbabel is listed as the son of Pedaiah. This is because Zarubbabel was the natural son of Pedaiah and the legal son of Shealtiel by brother-in-law marriage or possibly after Zerubbabel's father Pedaiah died Zerubbabel was brought up by Shealtiel as his son and so legally recognized as the son of Shealtiel.


Problems in Lukes Genealogy?

Available manuscript copies of Luke list a second "Cainan" between Arpachshad ( Arphaxad ) and Shelah. ( Lu 3:35 Compare Ge 10:24 / 11:12 / 1 Ch 1:18, 24 ) Most scholars take it to be a copyist's error. "Cainan" is not found in this position in the Hebrew genealogical listings in the Hebrew or Samaritan texts, nor in any of the Targums or versions except the Septuagint. It doesn't seem to be in earlier copies of the Septuagint because Josephus - who almost always uses the Septuagint - lists Seles ( Shelah ) next as the son of Arphaxades ( Arpachshad ) - ( Jewish Antiquities, I, 146 [vi, 4] ) Africanus, Irenaeus, Jerome and Eusebius all rejected "Cainan" in in Luke's account as an interpolation.

Part III

Bible Lists Of Jesus' Genealogy

Genesis And Ruth - Adam, Seth, Enosh, Kenan, Mahalalel, Jered, Enoch, Methuselah, Lamech, Noah, Shem, Arpachshad, Shelah, Eber, Peleg, Reu, Serug, Nahor, Terah, Abram (Abraham), Isaac, Jacob (Israel), Judan (and Tamar), Perez, Hezron, Ram, Amminadab, Nahshon, Salmon, Boaz (and Ruth), Obed, Jesse, David.

1 Chronicles Chapters 1, 2, 3. - Adam, Seth, Enosh, Kenan, Mahalalel, Jared, Enoch, Methuselah, Lamech, Noah, Shem, Arpachshad, Shelah, Eber, Peleg, Reu, Serug, Nahor, Terah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Judah, Perez, Hezron, Ram, Amminadab, Nahshon, Salmon (Salma, 1 Ch 2:11), Boaz, Obed, Jesse, David, Solomon, Rehoboam, Abijah, Asa, Jehoshaphat, Jehoram, Ahaziah, Jehoash, Amaziah, Azariah (Uzziah), Jotham, Ahaz, Hezekiah, Amon, Josiah, Jehoiakim, Jeconiah (Jehoiachin), Shealtiel (Pedaiah) (See Footnote # 1), Zerubbabel (see Footnote # 2).

Matthew Chapter 1 - Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Judah (and Tamur), Perez, Hezron, Ram, Amminadab, Nahshon, Salmon (and Salmon Rahab), Boaz (and Ruth), Obed, Jesse, David (and Bath-sheba), Solomon, Rehoboam, Abijah, Asa, Jehoshaphat, Jehoram, Uzziah (Azariah), Jotham, Ahaz, Hezekia, Manasseh, Amon, Josiah, Jeconiah, Shealtiel, Zerubbabel, Abiud, Eliakim, Azor, Zadok, Achim, Eliud, Eleazar, Matthan, Jacob, Jusus (foster son).

Luke Chapter 3 - Adam, Seth, Enosh, Cainan, Mahalaleel, Jared, Enoch, Methuselah, Lamech, Noah, Shem, Arpachshad, Cainan, Shelah, Eber, Peleg, Reu, Serug, Nahor, Terah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Judah, Perez, Hezron, Arni (Ram?), Amminadab, Nahshon, Boaz, Obed, Jesse, David, Nathan (See Footnote # 3), Mattatha, Menna, Melea, Eliakim, Jonam, Joseph, Judas, Symeon, Levi, Matthat, Jorim, Eliezer, Jesus, Er, Elmadam, Cosam, Addi, Melchi, Neri, Shealtiel (See Footnote # 4), Zerubbabel, Rhesa, Joanan, Joda, Josech, Semein, Mattathias, Maath, Naggai, Esli, Nahum, Amos, Mattathias, Joseph, Jannai, Melchi, Levi, Matthat, Heli (father of Mary), Joseph (Heli's son-in-law), Jesus (Mary's son).


Footnote # 1. Zerubbabel evidently was the natural son of Pedaiah and the legal son of Shealtiel by brother-in-law marriage; or he was brought up by Shealtiel after his father Pedaiahs death and became legally recognized as the son of Shealtiel (1Ch 3:17-19 / Ezr 3:2 / Lu 3:27).

Footnote # 2. The lines meet in Shealtiel and Zerubbabel, afterward diverging. This divergence could have been through two different descendants of Zerubbabel, or Rhesa or Abiud could have been a son-in-law.

Footnote # 3. At Nathan, Luke begins reckoning the genealogy through Jesus maternal line, while Matthew continues with the paternal line.

Footnote #4. Shealtiel the son of Jeconiah possibly was the son-in-law of Neri. ( 1Ch 3:17 / Lu 3:27).
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#10
RE: Most accurate prophecies EVAR! xD
Of course this isn't evidence of God or a prophecy. You can't use scripture(s) as evidence.
If you can perhaps I should buy the FSM gospel and you and me, Daystar, can have an argument of who is the truth , Yahweh and/or Jesus or the FSM.
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