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Noah the movie
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Noah the movie
To some people this will look like a documentary.
Idiots that is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OSaJE2rqxU



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RE: Noah the movie
Meh, I'll wait for the sequel.
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#3
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Russel Crow as Noah?

You have got to be joking!

I always pictured Noah as a Mel Blanc lookalike with a beard but cross-eyed as he was in Blazing Saddles.

OK - 4 horses, 4 elehpants, 4 giraffes - I don't know how we are going to fit them all in.
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It's directed by Darren Arnofsky, which means it will probably piss off the bible nuts.

Here's hoping...
*crosses fingers*
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(February 21, 2014 at 1:29 pm)Faith No More Wrote: It's directed by Darren Arnofsky, which means it will probably piss off the bible nuts.

Here's hoping...
*crosses fingers*

http://io9.com/darren-aronofskys-cut-of-...1527269782 Wrote:For the past few months, we've been unsure which version of Darren Aronofsky's Noah would be hitting theaters — there were tons of reports that Christian audiences reacted badly in screenings. Paramount had reportedly cut as many as six different versions of the film. But now, it appears Aronofsky has won.

Might actually be worth watching then.
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If they make part 2 of that movie, they should call it : Noah's arc 2 : xxx Incest . ROFLOL
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RE: Noah the movie
(February 21, 2014 at 1:29 pm)Faith No More Wrote: It's directed by Darren Arnofsky, which means it will probably piss off the bible nuts.

Here's hoping...
*crosses fingers*

I love his movies, but the last time he was given this huge a budget, it left a lot to be desired. So, I'm very cautious at this point. Then again, I didn't trust Gravity would be a good movie until I saw the RT scores.
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#8
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The only reason to watch this film is because Emma Watson is in it.
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#9
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Quote:But then Christian audiences had concerns about the film, ranging from the fact that Noah is too conflicted, to other visceral concerns.


Maybe they should do a cartoon version for the idiots?
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I can imagine it being very difficult to make something like this believable, because you'd have to put "god did it" pretty much every step of the way. I suppose many might not see it as a problem, but if the guy has to take such an effort to keep it from immediately falling apart, you'd think he'd consider something much more simple. Not that I approve of the idea of a guy killing practically everything in the world because they aren't worshiping him enough, but that's another topic altogether.

How are all the animals supposed to get there and back while leaving no signs of mass (sometimes overseas) migrations? How will they all fit? What will they eat? How could they build a boat that big? How wiould they keep it from breaking apart? How will they keep from suffocating or freezing to death at high altitude? What will they eat when the waters recede? What keeps defects from happening due to everything being quickly very inbred? Are there any other problems with this story that I missed?

Hopefully the movie will take great strides in explaining such things.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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