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Second Coming?
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Second Coming?
February 28, 2014 at 2:47 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26388426

It seems people pronounced dead survive even today in modern America.

Makes the supposed resurrection myth seem less of a miracle more a case of medical incompetence.

Quote:A Mississippi man has been found literally alive and kicking in a body bag at a funeral home after being declared dead.

Workers at Porter and Sons Funeral Home were preparing to embalm Walter Williams on Thursday when he moved.

A coroner pronounced the 78-year-old dead after finding no pulse when he was called to Mr Williams' home in the city of Lexington on the previous evening.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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Minimalist Offline Donators
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RE: Second Coming?
February 28, 2014 at 2:51 pm
Quote:It is thought that his pacemaker may have temporarily stopped working.


It's a FUCKING MIRACLE!!!!!

I imagine any moment now some baptist shitwit will claim he laid hands on him and he sat up and started reciting the fucking bible.
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RE: Second Coming?
February 28, 2014 at 3:10 pm
No offense downbeatplumb.. I searched that incident. . U gotta add the whole story. .. and that guy should be fired for a big mistake. ..
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RE: Second Coming?
February 28, 2014 at 3:11 pm
Most be a miracle and not a misdiagnoses.
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RE: Second Coming?
March 1, 2014 at 6:06 am
I want air con in my coffin in case the flames get too hot!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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Mr. Moncrieff Offline
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RE: Second Coming?
March 1, 2014 at 6:12 am (This post was last modified: March 1, 2014 at 6:13 am by Mr. Moncrieff.)
Someone should have YouTubed the shit out of the poor guys who first saw him wriggling.

Fucking hell.
(March 1, 2014 at 6:06 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I want air con in my coffin in case the flames get too hot!

Oxygen is known to lessen the effects of fire...
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RE: Second Coming?
March 2, 2014 at 5:34 am
(March 1, 2014 at 6:12 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: Someone should have YouTubed the shit out of the poor guys who first saw him wriggling.

Fucking hell.

Well, I suppose the good news is that the guys at the funeral home didn't whack the guy over his head and keep working. Now the guy is going to have to die for real and he'll probably be wigged out until it happens.
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RE: Second Coming?
March 2, 2014 at 5:43 am
Sleep well kids...

You don't know where you might wake up.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Second Coming?
March 2, 2014 at 5:58 am
(March 2, 2014 at 5:43 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Sleep well kids...

You don't know where you might wake up.

You too mate! Tongue
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RE: Second Coming?
March 2, 2014 at 9:07 am
Some of us are awake during the day here...
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