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Why do people I assume I'm a kid?

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Why do people I assume I'm a kid?
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#21
RE: Why do people I assume I'm a kid?
March 2, 2014 at 7:20 pm
Either that or you are a troll. Entertainment nonetheless.
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RE: Why do people I assume I'm a kid?
March 2, 2014 at 8:50 pm
I would hope you're old enough to know better.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why do people I assume I'm a kid?
March 2, 2014 at 8:53 pm
You're more credulous than my 11 year old from all appearances.
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RE: Why do people I assume I'm a kid?
March 2, 2014 at 10:55 pm
So when are you going to make the big announcement?
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RE: Why do people I assume I'm a kid?
March 2, 2014 at 11:04 pm
Not gonna guess in case if I get it right I have to keep you...
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RE: Why do people I assume I'm a kid?
March 2, 2014 at 11:43 pm
You're a 30 year old depressed man living in the basement of his religiously oppressive parents' house. This holds true whether or not you're a Poe.
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RE: Why do people I assume I'm a kid?
March 3, 2014 at 3:14 am
You want to know how old I think you are?
How long has it been since you got 'born again?'

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RE: Why do people I assume I'm a kid?
March 3, 2014 at 3:23 am
We think you're a kid because you don't seem to be aware of shit that college students, hell high school students, generally know about in the categories of philosophy and science. Plus you talk about what your parents say all the time, as though that holds any weight, and you talk about being homeschooled.

I was homeschooled, too, by the way, starting at the age of 12. My learning was mostly self-directed.

You know what might benefit you a lot is if you take it upon yourself to study logic and comparative religion. Studying logic will help you keep up with everyone on the forums - you should at least look through this interactive doohicky which lists common logical fallacies.

Studying comparative religion will help you understand that people all over the world have different beliefs, and you have the option of subscribing to any or none of them.
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RE: Why do people I assume I'm a kid?
March 3, 2014 at 8:06 am (This post was last modified: March 3, 2014 at 8:09 am by Justtristo.)
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RE: Why do people I assume I'm a kid?
March 3, 2014 at 8:15 am
Five.

"I believe what mommy and daddy say, why don't you?"

Paraphrased, but that about sums up your world view.

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