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Come to church, get a gun
#31
Re: RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 5, 2014 at 2:06 pm)orangebox21 Wrote: It's no wonder the athiest forum members feel as they do. Bribery? People don't need guns they need the gospel.

Churches bribe people all the time from food to all kinds of gifts. They generally get a good return on the investment.

I went to church last father's day and won a nice stainless gas grill. There was only one and I won it. The only Atheist in the building won the grill. God works in mysterious ways.

I of course was not a member of the church. I took my prize and haven't been back. My reasoning can't be changed with a bribe or a gift.

If a church is giving something away I'll take it. It's the least they can do for me since I have to see all those ignorant signs in front of all the churches. Where I live they are about every half mile or so.
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#32
RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 5, 2014 at 3:11 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(March 5, 2014 at 2:06 pm)orangebox21 Wrote: It's no wonder the athiest forum members feel as they do. Bribery? People don't need guns they need the gospel.

Churches bribe people all the time from food to all kinds of gifts. They generally get a good return on the investment.

I went to church last father's day and won a nice stainless gas grill. There was only one and I won it. The only Atheist in the building won the grill. God works in mysterious ways.

I of course was not a member of the church. I took my prize and haven't been back. My reasoning can't be changed with a bribe or a gift.

If a church is giving something away I'll take it. It's the least they can do for me since I have to see all those ignorant signs in front of all the churches. Where I live they are about every half mile or so.

Is it used??.. might wanna check.. there could of been burt offerings done with it...
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#33
RE: Come to church, get a gun
You know how they could get me to come to church? Free dental dams.
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#34
Re: RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 5, 2014 at 5:05 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: You know how they could get me to come to church? Free dental dams.

You don't need them things. Just lick it raw. It won't hurt you I promise. [Image: egypapa4.jpg]
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#35
RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 5, 2014 at 2:12 pm)DarkHorse Wrote: People don't need the gospel, they need truth. Something the gospel doesn't provide.

So you say.

(March 5, 2014 at 3:11 pm)KUSA Wrote: Churches bribe people all the time from food to all kinds of gifts. They generally get a good return on the investment.

I took my prize and haven't been back.

Sounds like they didn't get a good return from you!

If it could be proven beyond doubt that God exists...
and that He is the one spoken of in the Bible...
would you repent of your sins and place your faith in Jesus Christ?



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#36
Re: RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 6, 2014 at 2:06 pm)orangebox21 Wrote: Sounds like they didn't get a good return from you!

That's because I am not a dumbass. Most people will give much more in tithing then they ever get in a prize or gift. The church does get a return on their investment.
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