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Come to church, get a gun
#1
Come to church, get a gun
That's the plan for a church in Kentucky. They're giving away guns at church to people who attend.

http://www.courier-journal.com/article/2...ck_check=1

So, who else can see some ways for this to go wrong for them? I sure can.
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#2
RE: Come to church, get a gun
Imagine the panic if that was the local mosque!
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#3
RE: Come to church, get a gun
Do these people possess any fucking brains?

Such a ridiculous and idiotic premise upon which to hang a religion...








And they give guns away too.
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#4
RE: Come to church, get a gun
Yup...cause 'jesus' is a gun nut.

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#5
RE: Come to church, get a gun
Turn thou thine other magazine.
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#6
RE: Come to church, get a gun
Step 1: Implant crazy-ass ideas into the mark's brain.
Step 2: Give the mark a gun.
Step 3: Profit.
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#7
RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 4, 2014 at 6:04 pm)It Is i Wrote: Turn thou thine other magazine.

Let he who is without sin, fire the first bullet.
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#8
RE: Come to church, get a gun
I would totally go to church for a free gun.
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#9
RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 4, 2014 at 6:08 pm)No_God Wrote: I would totally go to church for a free gun.

Brings a whole new outlook to the publication "Watchtower."

Thinking
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 4, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote:
(March 4, 2014 at 6:08 pm)No_God Wrote: I would totally go to church for a free gun.

Brings a whole new outlook to the publication "Watchtower."

Thinking
Sick motherfucker! I like you Big Grin
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