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Pat Robertson - still a Dumbfuck
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Pat Robertson - still a Dumbfuck
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/11/pa...ed-movies/

Quote:The TV preacher pointed out that he doubted demons had caused the car crash in this case, but it was possible.

“A few years ago I heard about a teenage girl who was demon possessed, and people began to deal with the demon and try to cast it out,” he recalled. “And you know what the demon said? ‘I had permission.’ And the permission was granted when this child had gone to some double-X-rated movie, or whatever it was, and had allowed this thing to come into her.”
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RE: Pat Robertson - still a Dumbfuck
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'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: Pat Robertson - still a Dumbfuck
Am I the only one who is slightly amused by him? He's like one of those idiotic doddering old grandpas with slightly racist tendencies.
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RE: Pat Robertson - still a Dumbfuck
(March 11, 2014 at 2:24 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Am I the only one who is slightly amused by him? He's like one of those idiotic doddering old grandpas with slightly racist tendencies.

I'm amused by him. Unfortunately so many still take what he has to say as gospel.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Pat Robertson - still a Dumbfuck
I find it hard to just relax and be amused by anyone who has this many people taking him seriously. Not impossible, but definitely hard.
That's MISTER Godless Vegetarian Tree Hugging Hippie Liberal to you.
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RE: Pat Robertson - still a Dumbfuck
How big of a dumbfuck do you have to be to:

1. Assume a car accident was caused by God or demons
2. Assume that God would "lift his protection" from you for watching a zombie movie
3. Ask Pat Robertson for advice
4. Believe a word Pat Robertson says
5. Even watch the 700 Club in the first place?

As for Pat's response, garbage in, garbage out.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Pat Robertson - still a Dumbfuck
(March 11, 2014 at 3:55 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: How big of a dumbfuck do you have to be to:

1. Assume a car accident was caused by God or demons
2. Assume that God would "lift his protection" from you for watching a zombie movie
3. Ask Pat Robertson for advice
4. Believe a word Pat Robertson says
5. Even watch the 700 Club in the first place?

As for Pat's response, garbage in, garbage out.

How big a dumbfuck?

A Pat Robertson fan.

ROFLOL
Dying to live, living to die.
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