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Which is more magical?

Poll: Which is most magical?
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Boobs
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Jesus
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Which is more magical?
Minimalist Offline Donators
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RE: Which is more magical?
March 13, 2014 at 1:29 am
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#12
RE: Which is more magical?
March 13, 2014 at 1:31 am
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#13
RE: Which is more magical?
March 13, 2014 at 2:30 am
I figure Rayaan will lose his mind over that one!

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RE: Which is more magical?
March 13, 2014 at 2:31 am (This post was last modified: March 13, 2014 at 2:31 am by Kayenneh.)
Yeah but he'll be probably more enraptured by the pussy kitty! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Which is more magical?
March 13, 2014 at 2:42 am
I can explain boobs. Thus Jesus (leaves self open for obvious comeback)...
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Which is more magical?
March 13, 2014 at 4:17 am
(March 13, 2014 at 1:29 am)Minimalist Wrote:



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RE: Which is more magical?
March 13, 2014 at 4:23 am
(March 12, 2014 at 10:29 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Boobs. Always boobs.

*Kay gets distracted by her own luscious D-cups*

*gets distracted by them as well*
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO


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RE: Which is more magical?
March 13, 2014 at 5:59 am
Boobs are the only good thing about Texas
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are"-Mewtwo
“We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.” - Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion
“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”- Voltaire
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” -Epicurus
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RE: Which is more magical?
March 13, 2014 at 6:03 am (This post was last modified: March 13, 2014 at 6:03 am by Alex K.)
Obviously a false dichotomy

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RE: Which is more magical?
March 28, 2014 at 3:52 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 3:53 am by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
HMM. I can fuck boobs, I can also fuck "Jesus"...

1. I definitely love fucking boobs...
2. "Jesus" is completely fucking magical while being a hippy that looks like a FEMALE. May actually be FEMALE. May even be a Lesbian...

Hmm... Yeah, boobs still win. Big Grin
(March 13, 2014 at 1:29 am)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: Epic_c03203_82357.jpg]
This meme = *me masturbating wildly*

Big Grin

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