Freaking People Out

[Phatt Matt s]

What would you be willing to do in public to freak people out for your own amusement? Would you put a video of it up on Youtube?

I always thought it would be fun to go to the mall in anachronistic clothing and ask people, "What year is it?"

I could tell you but instead I think I'll try and obey the rules of this forum!

[Jackalope]

I would put some (edible) goo in a puke bag on the plane, heave noisily, and when I'm done, pull a spoon from my pocket and proceed to eat from the bag!

Alternatively, bring a thermos of lukewarm vegetable soup. Sit in the balcony of an old theater. Make retching noises while pouring over the rail.

If that was you on the main floor, no, I wasn't even at that movie.

[NoraBrimstone]

I freak my Grandad's neighbours and visitors to his building sometimes. My Grandad is disabled, so he has a special key fob with a button that will open the main entry door for him. The council gave him 2, so he gave one to me. Nobody else in the building has one and many of them don't even know it exists. Oh, and the button works from quite far away.
So, whenever I'm approaching or passing the building and see someone outside I put my hand in my pocket and push the button and have a little bit of fun watching them being totally creeped out by this big heavy door opening all by itself. I'll never get bored of it.

[Doubting Thomas]

I'd like to ride a bus with blood covered scrubs.

Better yet:

[Phatt Matt s]

What would you be willing to do in public to freak people out for your own amusement? Would you put a video of it up on Youtube?

I always thought it would be fun to go to the mall in anachronistic clothing and ask people, "What year is it?"

I think you realize I freak people out just being myself

[Jackalope]

So I was at a restaurant the other day, there was a young couple with a baby at the next table over. I was overcome by an urge to get up and compliment the couple for their baby.

"That sure is a tasty.." (Smack self on forehead a few times) "no..no... Get out of my head! I mean beautiful, yes beautiful baby you have there."

My dinner date thought it was a funny idea but ultimately talked me out of doing it.

[Rahul]

I like to take my kids to the park and watch them play with other kids. When another parent asks me which kid is mine I just stare blankly at them and say, "I haven't decided yet."

[CapnAwesome]

I'd probably do just about anything if I thought that it was funny enough. I love that sort of stuff, especially the opening suggestion. I'm off to buy a top hot and monocle.

Sometimes when I'm walking with a person and pass some strangers I do pretend to have a horrible conversation with the person I'm walking with, as though the strangers are overhearing part of something truly awful.

"...and that's where I hid the third body."

[Phatt Matt s]

I like to take my kids to the park and watch them play with other kids. When another parent asks me which kid is mine I just stare blankly at them and say, "I haven't decided yet."

Tell em the good thing about 29 year olds is you got 20 of em!