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Freaking People Out
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What would you be willing to do in public to freak people out for your own amusement? Would you put a video of it up on Youtube?
I always thought it would be fun to go to the mall in anachronistic clothing and ask people, "What year is it?" 
Your brain generates some odd thoughts, doesn't it, FTW?
Maybe get like some realistic looking toy animal that I can carry around, and put a bowl inside it. I'd walk around eating food out of the bowl, and it would look like I'm eating a raw cat or something.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  RE: Freaking People Out
March 13, 2014 at 2:52 pm
(This post was last modified: March 13, 2014 at 2:55 pm by Kayenneh.)
I would put some (edible) goo in a puke bag on the plane, heave noisily, and when I'm done, pull a spoon from my pocket and proceed to eat from the bag!
Oh! And if my nephews (or any other kid I'm babysitting) start throwing tantrums in public, I would have no problem lying down on the floor beside them, kick my feet and yell at the top of my lungs that "I don't wanna!!" When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
(March 13, 2014 at 2:52 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: I would put some (edible) goo in a puke bag on the plane, heave noisily, and when I'm done, pull a spoon from my pocket and proceed to eat from the bag! Great minds think alike. Gross people out by eating. In my case, the cat food idea wouldn't work on anyone who knew me, since I'm an animal lover, but I could go to the next town over or something.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (March 13, 2014 at 2:55 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Great minds think alike. Gross people out by eating. In my case, the cat food idea wouldn't work on anyone who knew me, since I'm an animal lover, but I could go to the next town over or something. Indeed! I didn't read your post before I posted mine, so I realized afterwards that we had a similar idea 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
Okay something I have actually done is start petting strangers. (Not their genitals, but like, their hair.)
Next time you have to give a urine sample, take along an apple juice box and pour it into the cup instead. Then right before you give it to the nurse or lab technician, say, "Wait, I think I'm going to run this through again" and drink it down.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
Actually, one Halloween when I was dressed as a zombie, I wore red contacts and heavy make-up. I got some good stares out of people in my local grocery shop in that attire!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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