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Can I talk about weird shit at this forum?
#31
RE: Can I talk about weird shit at this forum?
(March 14, 2014 at 9:16 pm)truthBtold Wrote: I think hes done after I asked him a ?

Hope not.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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#32
RE: Can I talk about weird shit at this forum?
Its all weird shit on this forum lol.
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#33
RE: Can I talk about weird shit at this forum?
Speak for yourself bro.
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#34
RE: Can I talk about weird shit at this forum?
Gosh, that's weird ,lol.
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#35
RE: Can I talk about weird shit at this forum?
(March 14, 2014 at 7:19 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:
(March 14, 2014 at 7:11 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: The larger fonts are to place emphasis on what's being said and easier to read.

I was in a correctional facility where we showered together and people told me my cock is big in proportion the the size of my body. I'm 5/6 tall 130IBs 6 and a half inch long dick when hard. My medication makes it shrivel now but that's okay cuz I'm trying to be chaste. All for the virgin mary you know?Wink Shades
Hate to tell you this, but 6 inches is about average.

I haven't measured my cock since I was a teenager and I don't know exactly.

I jerked off in the shower this morning while I was in the shower shampooing my crotch, and afterward I measured my cock by my toothbrush size. The head went a tiny bit passed the toothbrush. I don't know where a ruler is and I'm not going to go out and buy one just to measure my cock.

The toothbrush was the size of the other three toothbrushes in the medicine cabinet that I compared it to.

So I assume it's the same size as your toothbrush. If you have a ruler please measure your toothbrush and get back to me. Thanks!

I think the reason my dick looks big to people is because I'm a little guy 130 IB so they expect a little penis.

(March 14, 2014 at 9:19 pm)Rahul Wrote:
(March 14, 2014 at 9:16 pm)truthBtold Wrote: I think hes done after I asked him a ?

Did you ask me the question?
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#36
RE: Can I talk about weird shit at this forum?
Okay, so the thing about shitting myself over a valentines day card wasn't true.

The thing about feces was partially true. I did eat my feces years ago on multiple occasions. It didn't taste as bad as you'd think. It was somewhat spicy from what I recall. If I hadn't been on drugs it may have tasted much worse.

On one of these experiments with fecal material I forgot to lock the door and my mom walked in. I had shit all over my face. I told her it wasn't mine lol.

In 2,011 I walked into a Catholic Church (I was alone and Catholic by the way) urinated in a candle holder and drank my urine multiple times to keep the drugs in my system. I spent all night in the chapel trippin on dissasociatives, drinkin psychedelic urine, and praising Jesus!Devil

. My first psyche ward experience was when I was ten years old. I've been in psyche wards, detention centers, correctional facilities, group homes, and foster homes since.

My last stay at a funny farm was mid January. I'm out now and have two weeks sobriety. Haven't drank urine or ate shit in years.
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