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Bill Maher - Noah
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Bill Maher - Noah
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/15/bi...ell-crowe/

Quote:Bill Maher: You know the ‘Noah’ movie is bad when God is a bigger d*ck than Russell Crowe
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Quote:“Isn’t life hard enough without making sh*t up out of thin air to f*ck with yourself?”

Love Bill.

Ah, the Christians just love it when I tell them that if their creation stories were true then not only are we a product of incest.

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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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Among the vast number of problems with the story, just the very act of killing almost the whole population of the world because you're not happy with how things went is obscenely wrong. I'm not even sure if anything is written about Yahweh trying to help people between Cain's killing of Abel and talking to Noah. Of course the deal with Cain is another mess too, but that's another topic.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Quote:Of course the deal with Cain is another mess too, but that's another topic.

Not if the "topic" is Dumb Shit That Xtians Believe!
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Moved to Media forum. This is neither news nor current affairs (though it is hilarious).
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