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What's the best way to shut up a theist?

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What's the best way to shut up a theist?
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RE: What's the best way to shut up a theist?
May 2, 2014 at 5:33 am (This post was last modified: May 2, 2014 at 12:13 pm by Autumnlicious.)
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#92
RE: What's the best way to shut up a theist?
May 2, 2014 at 5:35 am
(May 2, 2014 at 5:33 am)Cloud Wrote: I like it Smile
Thanks. Your username is also the name of one of my family cats, BTW.
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#93
RE: What's the best way to shut up a theist?
May 2, 2014 at 5:55 am (This post was last modified: May 2, 2014 at 5:56 am by fr0d0.)
You're such a hippie mifig Wink

(sounds like milf! Eek!)
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#94
RE: What's the best way to shut up a theist?
May 2, 2014 at 5:58 am
I want to name one of my future children Cloud
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RE: What's the best way to shut up a theist?
May 2, 2014 at 6:04 am (This post was last modified: May 2, 2014 at 6:06 am by fr0d0.)
We have a lot of hippies in my area. The school coat peg board is an hilarious read for a philistine like me Smile
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RE: What's the best way to shut up a theist?
May 2, 2014 at 6:09 am (This post was last modified: May 2, 2014 at 6:24 am by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
Frods, you have no idea. I just bought a Buddha incense holder so I could burn patchouli and sandalwood incense!
But OMG, first wave hippies HATE me because the think I'm in it as like, a trendy retro fashion thing. When I was a kid and wore tie-dye all the time, they stared daggers at me!
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RE: What's the best way to shut up a theist?
May 3, 2014 at 2:06 am
I thought that this thread was dead so imagine my surprise she I saw the updates. Anyway keep talking if you want.

(April 26, 2014 at 5:33 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Where do you get these awesome emoiticons from dude?

Here:
http://emoticoner.com
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#98
What's the best way to shut up a theist?
May 3, 2014 at 2:10 am
(May 2, 2014 at 5:12 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: I have a new answer - shove your junk down their throat!

How is this a new answer? It's a tired and true statement.
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