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I need help naming this new religion
#11
RE: I need help naming this new religion
As... long as it's covered with a sock?

Wait...


What??
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#12
RE: I need help naming this new religion
The church of "the god of two wheel speed"
Has much more validity..... Up there with Pastafarianism. Tongue
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#13
RE: I need help naming this new religion
(March 22, 2014 at 4:10 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Is the dancing black goddess into cock?

Haha exactly but the religion uses large phallic symbols. Everyone gets a free dildo in the name of reality.

Here is the logical basis of the religion
1) Logic dictates God is not evil
2) Logic does not apply to God

(March 22, 2014 at 5:32 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: The church of "the god of two wheel speed"
Has much more validity..... Up there with Pastafarianism. Tongue

Yeah I like that.
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#14
RE: I need help naming this new religion
None of this shit matters, people will believe anything if you give them some hope of something better. Religions like Christianity/Scientology don't even bother with a story that makes any sense.

The only important question is how much money you will make from your followers.
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RE: I need help naming this new religion
(March 24, 2014 at 12:20 pm)FreeTony Wrote: None of this shit matters, people will believe anything if you give them some hope of something better. Religions like Christianity/Scientology don't even bother with a story that makes any sense.

The only important question is how much money you will make from your followers.
Making up a religion is fun like art. Some atheists paint hell, monsters, and dark themes because they enjoy it, I prefer the lighter side.

As for $$$ I am more of a starving artist.
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