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Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
#21
RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
(March 27, 2014 at 11:38 pm)Losty Wrote: First you have to tell me how bad I've been and punish me for being bad. Then I'll get on my knees and repent Wink
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
(March 27, 2014 at 11:38 pm)Losty Wrote:
(March 27, 2014 at 11:28 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: Confusedhock:

can i have one

First you have to tell me how bad I've been and punish me for being bad. Then I'll get on my knees and repent Wink
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You have been a bad girl,but ill forgive you if you accept my "gift"
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO


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#24
RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
(March 27, 2014 at 11:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(March 27, 2014 at 11:38 pm)Losty Wrote: First you have to tell me how bad I've been and punish me for being bad. Then I'll get on my knees and repent Wink
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Losty loves to be on her knees....

(March 27, 2014 at 11:47 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote:
(March 27, 2014 at 11:38 pm)Losty Wrote: First you have to tell me how bad I've been and punish me for being bad. Then I'll get on my knees and repent Wink
Worship

You have been a bad girl,but ill forgive you if you accept my "gift"

Interesting...I will accept this mysterious gift Angel
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
To admins* Sorry if our posts are to graphic


to losty here it cums
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO


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#26
RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
(March 27, 2014 at 11:51 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: To admins* Sorry if our posts are to graphic


to losty here it cums

Oops I accidentally escaped from area 69

I swear they need to chain me down in there.
I iz sorry.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#27
RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
(March 27, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Losty Wrote:
(March 27, 2014 at 11:51 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: To admins* Sorry if our posts are to graphic


to losty here it cums

Oops I accidentally escaped from area 69

I swear they need to chain me down in there.
I iz sorry.

i get the handcuffs Wink Shades
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO


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#28
RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
(March 27, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Friends,
If you can read this posting then God is still offering you an opportunity to receive His Son the Lord Jesus. Repent and turn from your sins before it is too late. Jesus paid a great price on the cross so that we can be saved. Don't reject this wonderful gift. You will not regret making Him your Lord and Savior.
Blessings,
Rev777

Try not to worry so much. I don't think any of us thought it was too late. Turns out it is always possible to take the blue pill, wake up in our own bed and plug back into the illusion. I just haven't gotten tired of finding out how deep the red pill hole goes.

Do you really lose sleep over our impending post life suffering .. or are you just here selling girl scout cookies to get a badge? If it is the latter I can't help you. But sweet as it is that you would worry about us, there just isn't any need. We're fine. You're fine. (Go back to sleep.)

http://youtu.be/RhlXqYiTz2Q
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#29
RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
Jesus fucking Christ




*Warning: Jesus fucking Christ ahead.
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
(March 27, 2014 at 11:57 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote:
(March 27, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Losty Wrote: Oops I accidentally escaped from area 69

I swear they need to chain me down in there.
I iz sorry.

i get the handcuffs Wink Shades

I'll find oil and a whip! 50 lashes!
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