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Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"

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Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
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Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 11:38 am
Yes... can't change fairy tales without upsetting the idiots.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/28/no...l-english/

Quote:Devout Christians are up in arms this morning about Darren Aronofsky’s film Noah, despite the fact that the majority of them haven’t seen it. They’re upset because, in the words of one person on Twitter:

Although they did slip in one Tweet from Ricky Gervais which is pretty funny.
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 12:36 pm
I had no plans to see Noah, but if it's going to get Christians' panties in a wad like this I may reconsider.

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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 12:48 pm
Gee. Christians in an Ark, adrift in a storm in a waterglass.






























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 12:54 pm
Well, maybe Darren Aronofsky's new film won't be as bad as I was afraid it would be (Then again, It's currently at 78% on Rottentomatoes). That said, Black Swan did set a high standard I'm not sure any film can live up to.
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 1:03 pm
I'll wait till it shows up on a Torrent site and then dl it. I can always use a few good laughs.
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 1:07 pm
What I love is this: christian movies generally flop. Here we've got a bible movie that actually has a decent chance of critically and commercially succeeding, so of course those crab bucket christians have to try and drag this potential success back down to their level because it's not enough like the proven failure christian movies. Rolleyes
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 2:27 pm
Anything that pisses off religious conservatives is a win in my book.

I just might have to go see it to encourage them to make more movies that piss the fundies off.
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 3:48 pm
Its not just Xtians. There are a bunch of upset Jews too and apparently the movie is already banned in many Moslem countries.

This is good news - if this biblical epic did well we would be inundated (strangely appropriate) with them.

If it flops we can look forward to another 10 years without Jesus Christ Superstar 2, the goddammedmotherfucking prequel
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 7:47 pm
I likes me a good epic. I just may go see this one.
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 8:49 pm
I wanna see the sequel: NOAH's Incest: Repopulating the world for god .
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