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I'm turning back to Christianity

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I'm turning back to Christianity
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RE: I'm turning back to Christianity
April 1, 2014 at 12:16 pm
Atheists have great senses of humor!
Happy April Fool's Day! Go forth and pay it forward. Big Grin
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RE: I'm turning back to Christianity
April 1, 2014 at 2:15 pm
(April 1, 2014 at 12:16 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Atheists have great senses of humor!
Happy April Fool's Day! Go forth and pay it forward. Big Grin

You caught me out.

I'm going to have to punish you now.

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RE: I'm turning back to Christianity
April 1, 2014 at 2:25 pm
I knew it had to be an April Fool's joke, because the thread title didn't start with "Had a head injury."
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: I'm turning back to Christianity
April 1, 2014 at 2:54 pm
(April 1, 2014 at 2:15 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(April 1, 2014 at 12:16 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Atheists have great senses of humor!
Happy April Fool's Day! Go forth and pay it forward. Big Grin

You caught me out.

I'm going to have to punish you now.

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Spankings for my penance? Big Grin
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RE: I'm turning back to Christianity
April 1, 2014 at 2:59 pm
(April 1, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:
(April 1, 2014 at 2:15 pm)Beccs Wrote: You caught me out.

I'm going to have to punish you now.

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Spankings for my penance? Big Grin

If you insist . . .


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RE: I'm turning back to Christianity
April 1, 2014 at 3:30 pm
(April 1, 2014 at 10:10 am)Deidre32 Wrote: April fool's! Big Grin

oh man you got meh Confused Fall
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RE: I'm turning back to Christianity
April 1, 2014 at 4:48 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 4:57 pm by Jacob(smooth).)
(April 1, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:
(April 1, 2014 at 2:15 pm)Beccs Wrote: You caught me out.

I'm going to have to punish you now.

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Here in castle anthrax...
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RE: I'm turning back to Christianity
April 1, 2014 at 7:28 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 7:28 pm by *Deidre*.)
So! I told a few of my offline friends who are atheists this same joke, and they didn't laugh. Lol
Aw man! Big Grin

But you guys are the fun ones. Smile
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RE: I'm turning back to Christianity
April 1, 2014 at 7:35 pm
You actually got me. I haven't seen or heard an April Fool's joke all day. So I wasn't expecting it...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: I'm turning back to Christianity
April 1, 2014 at 7:38 pm
(April 1, 2014 at 7:28 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: So! I told a few of my offline friends who are atheists this same joke, and they didn't laugh. Lol
Aw man! Big Grin

But you guys are the fun ones. Smile

Anonymous people on the internet are more fun than your friends . . .


Hmmmm . . . .





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