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Islam prohibits lefties
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Islam prohibits lefties
I was born and raised in Damascus Syria to a Sunni Muslim family.

When I was in 2nd grade my teachers used to always comment on my ugly hand writing (apparently hand writing was just as important as grades) I used to get marked off because my handwriting was bad.

A few years ago when I was (20) I started body building and have realized that my left arm is much stronger than my left. I discussed this perk randomly with my mom one day when she told me my kindergarten teachers and her used to hit me because I used to always hold the pen with my left hand which was referred to in Islam as the "dirty" hand or the hand that god didn't approve of.

Come to think of it, I am a lefty by nature, even when playing basketball I always jump with the left leg.

It's no wonder I hated writing and always preferred typing instead.
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RE: Islam prohibits lefties
My dad was left handed and used to tell the same story about the nuns in catholic schools in the 20's.

All religions suck balls. Islam is not unique.
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RE: Islam prohibits lefties
(April 1, 2014 at 10:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: My dad was left handed and used to tell the same story about the nuns in catholic schools in the 20's.

All religions suck balls. Islam is not unique.

It's beyond sick, I don't care what connection people have with God, who the hell comes up with these stuff?
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RE: Islam prohibits lefties
I'm not sure if my nieces are really left handed, but their parents really tried encouraging them to use their right hand whenever possible. They said it would be easier to teach them some things with the right hand.

I've heard the left hand being called the dirty hand. presumably that's the one you're supposed to wipe you're butt with. Though if you wash your hands properly, it really shouldn't matter. I wipe my butt and masturbate with my right hand because I'm right handed. Of course I also wash up afterwards.

I guess I was born lucky. White, male, and right handed. I just didn't have the luck of being a strong, ambitious, manly man.
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RE: Islam prohibits lefties
Shitheads like this:

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or

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The hats are always a dead giveaway that some silly shit is coming.
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#6
RE: Islam prohibits lefties
Christianity used to be like that with lefties, too.


Now, if they banned gingers they might have some merit . . .


J/k
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RE: Islam prohibits lefties
(April 1, 2014 at 10:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Shitheads like this:

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or

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The hats are always a dead giveaway that some silly shit is coming.

I get an urge to really hurt these people.
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RE: Islam prohibits lefties
I'm a lefty, and my dad used to make comments all the time. Still a lefty. And my handwriting still sucks. And I still get ink on my hand when I write.
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(April 1, 2014 at 10:46 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I'm a lefty, and my dad used to make comments all the time. Still a lefty. And my handwriting still sucks. And I still get ink on my hand when I write.

Yah it's a little different when you get an ass beating for it
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(April 1, 2014 at 10:01 pm)Vegamo Wrote: I was born and raised in Damascus Syria to a Sunni Muslim family.

When I was in 2nd grade my teachers used to always comment on my ugly hand writing (apparently hand writing was just as important as grades) I used to get marked off because my handwriting was bad.

A few years ago when I was (20) I started body building and have realized that my left arm is much stronger than my left. I discussed this perk randomly with my mom one day when she told me my kindergarten teachers and her used to hit me because I used to always hold the pen with my left hand which was referred to in Islam as the "dirty" hand or the hand that god didn't approve of.

Come to think of it, I am a lefty by nature, even when playing basketball I always jump with the left leg.

It's no wonder I hated writing and always preferred typing instead.
Talk about child abuse, religions should be illegal.

sorry for what happened to you when you were young , child abuse really sux, and also sorry for what happened to your country Sad
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