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Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
#11
RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
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And I just want to point out that whatever is flapping between your legs, does not necessarily determine gender.. Angel
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#12
RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
(April 3, 2014 at 8:00 pm)Rahul Wrote: Does that happen to you a lot, Nora?

It happens to WOMEN a lot! If I don't get at least four a week I start to think I've gotten fat!

Oh and before I forget

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Meow
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#13
RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
(April 3, 2014 at 8:20 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: It happens to WOMEN a lot! If I don't get at least four a week I start to think I've gotten fat!

The shit the Millenial Generation has to deal with, eh?
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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#14
RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
(April 3, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: [Image: 99059361-choose-cat-litter-632x475-253x190.jpg]

And I just want to point out that whatever is flapping between your legs, does not necessarily determine gender.. Angel

I like that pussy. Is it yours?

(April 3, 2014 at 8:20 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 8:00 pm)Rahul Wrote: Does that happen to you a lot, Nora?

It happens to WOMEN a lot! If I don't get at least four a week I start to think I've gotten fat!

Oh and before I forget

[Image: 7C6DE5F5-F125-4D94-BBEB-DFC7E9D56BBD_zpsbruqamdr.jpg]

Meow
damn that's a nice pussy!
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#15
RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
I have a v-hole... her name is Alice... cuz of the Elton John song, "All the young girls love Alice"

My tittehs are named Thelma and Louise.

Man, once I joined a dating site, and my profile clearly said I was a lesbian, and all I did was make quizzes and shit (it was OKCupid way back when)...

Wouldn't you know it, some asshole sent me an email saying I made him hard with a picture of his cock...

It was like, "Hi, you make me hard, here's a picture of my cock!"

I was like, "Dude, what the fuck? You shouldn't even do that to straight women! A lot of gay guys would even find it rude!"
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#16
RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
Does alice ever stick her tounge out?

(April 3, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: And I just want to point out that whatever is flapping between your legs, does not necessarily determine gender.. Angel

Well if that's the case, could u please tell me my gender?
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#17
RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
(April 3, 2014 at 8:52 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Does alice ever stick her tounge out?

(April 3, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: And I just want to point out that whatever is flapping between your legs, does not necessarily determine gender.. Angel

Well if that's the case, could u please tell me my gender?
OK, ThunderCunt, it's like this:

Biological Sex = your chromosomes and genital parts
Gender: Your identity, the gender role you wish to take, etc.

You're male, probably...
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#18
RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
My cock:




Damn the DicKtionary is complicated
gender
  Use Gender in a sentence
gen·der
1 [jen-der] Show IPA
noun
1.
Grammar .
a.
(in many languages) a set of classes that together include all nouns, membership in a particular class being shown by the form of the noun itself or by the form or choice of words that modify, replace, or otherwise refer to the noun, as, in English, the choice of he to replace the man, of she to replace the woman, of it to replace the table, of it or she to replace the ship. The number of genders in different languages varies from 2 to more than 20; often the classification correlates in part with sex or animateness. The most familiar sets of genders are of three classes (as masculine, feminine, and neuter in Latin and German) or of two (as common and neuter in Dutch, or masculine and feminine in French and Spanish).
b.
one class of such a set.
c.
such classes or sets collectively or in general.
d.
membership of a word or grammatical form, or an inflectional form showing membership, in such a class.
2.
sex: the feminine gender.
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#19
RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
(April 3, 2014 at 8:55 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 8:52 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Does alice ever stick her tounge out?


Well if that's the case, could u please tell me my gender?
OK, ThunderCunt, it's like this:

Biological Sex = your chromosomes and genital parts
Gender: Your identity, the gender role you wish to take, etc.

You're male, probably...

Honestly I'm not sure where the line is between "I'm not your stereotypical guy" and "I'm not a guy, despite having a dick and producing testosterone", and how to tell them apart. Though I figure if someone wants to pay for surgery to make them happier, knock yourself out.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#20
RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
(April 3, 2014 at 9:04 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(April 3, 2014 at 8:55 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: OK, ThunderCunt, it's like this:

Biological Sex = your chromosomes and genital parts
Gender: Your identity, the gender role you wish to take, etc.

You're male, probably...

Honestly I'm not sure where the line is between "I'm not your stereotypical guy" and "I'm not a guy, despite having a dick and producing testosterone", and how to tell them apart. Though I figure if someone wants to pay for surgery to make them happier, knock yourself out.

Chad you're so old school. Get with the 21st century DUDE!

(April 3, 2014 at 7:20 pm)Tartarus Sauce Wrote: Whatever you want it to be. Wink

So is tartarus sauce a feminine or masculine name? See tartar Sauce is the stuff at work that I empty my reproductive contents into before preparing a fish sandwich for the hungry consumers.
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