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Nine month old murderer
#21
RE: Nine month old murderer
The holy scriptures are very clear my brothers and sisters:

The child must be stoned for his disrespectful throwing of ... stones. That's right. In order to keep god happy, we must kill the infant child and brush our teeth with it's blood. Also, we might as well add some italian seasoning and make a meal of it. Two birds/one stone - you know what I'm sayin; god gets his and we get a hot meal. Besides, if we let that baby get away with throwing stuff, he might start chewing on things and saying gobbledegook that we can't understand. Next thing you know, we've got a full grown toddler that's building blocks and playing in the mud.

EXECUTE HIM NOW!!!!



























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#22
RE: Nine month old murderer
It's a bit like the Medieval Animal Trials that used to happen across Europe, isn't it?
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#23
RE: Nine month old murderer
My kid threw a plastic iron man toy at my face and hit me once.

Guess he should be jailed for life.
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#24
RE: Nine month old murderer
I think I read that the charges against him have now been dropped as it happens.

Just a mistake anyone can make.....
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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