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Come See Me, Dammit!

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Come See Me, Dammit!
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#21
RE: Come See Me, Dammit!
April 7, 2014 at 6:15 pm
yeah sure , let me just check my schedule Big Grin

maybe in another life Smile
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#22
RE: Come See Me, Dammit!
April 7, 2014 at 6:53 pm
I'll be driving through those parts on my way to North Carolina later this year.
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#23
RE: Come See Me, Dammit!
April 7, 2014 at 6:55 pm
(April 6, 2014 at 2:17 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: I'm friends with the Birmingham police
...said no black person, ever.

Kidding. I have friends in Alabama that I'd love to meet some day, probably sometime after 2015 when I am moved to Ohio and hopefully have a job that lets me travel whenever I damn well please.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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#24
RE: Come See Me, Dammit!
April 9, 2014 at 8:32 am
(April 6, 2014 at 3:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This is EXACTLY what I've been hoping for all my life: An invitation to travel 12 000 miles to visit a woman I have no shot with, who may or may not be let out of the house due to her mental/emotional state.

SCORE!!!!!!

Boru

I'm glad someone saw the humor in that!
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.

JUST BELIEVE IT!
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#25
RE: Come See Me, Dammit!
April 9, 2014 at 11:01 am
Well this isn't creepy at all...
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a goddess, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
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#26
RE: Come See Me, Dammit!
April 9, 2014 at 11:05 am
(April 9, 2014 at 11:01 am)ThePinsir Wrote: Well this isn't creepy at all...

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
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#27
RE: Come See Me, Dammit!
April 9, 2014 at 11:12 am
Awww man you forgot to add....

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#28
RE: Come See Me, Dammit!
April 9, 2014 at 11:16 am
(April 6, 2014 at 2:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I drove through Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama one time. It was a relief to get to fucking Georgia.

I'll never go back. But if you ever get to Phoenix........

When I first read the above I thought - that's it - I kill U!

Then I realized you meant the place and not my wife.

Breath out slowly.....

Still I have said much the same thing on many occasions.
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#29
RE: Come See Me, Dammit!
April 9, 2014 at 7:03 pm
(April 6, 2014 at 3:55 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote:
(April 6, 2014 at 3:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This is EXACTLY what I've been hoping for all my life: An invitation to travel 12 000 miles to visit a woman I have no shot with, who may or may not be let out of the house due to her mental/emotional state.

SCORE!!!!!!

Boru
Boy are you behind... you must not be on Area 69... *smirks*

So if i do visit you,what do you want to do?Hopefully more than just some muppet style sightseeing.
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO


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RE: Come See Me, Dammit!
April 9, 2014 at 7:05 pm
(April 9, 2014 at 7:03 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote:
(April 6, 2014 at 3:55 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: Boy are you behind... you must not be on Area 69... *smirks*

So if i do visit you,what do you want to do?Hopefully more than just some muppet style sightseeing.
I dunno, have I ever even seen a picture of you?
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