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A little joke
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A little joke
April 10, 2014 at 1:06 pm
So a mormon walks into a bar...
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RE: A little joke
April 10, 2014 at 1:07 pm
I do not know enough about Mormonism to understand the joke....
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: A little joke
April 10, 2014 at 1:07 pm
I get it. Not bad.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: A little joke
April 10, 2014 at 1:08 pm
@Kitanetos: Mormons aren't allowed alcohol.
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RE: A little joke
April 10, 2014 at 1:09 pm
(April 10, 2014 at 1:08 pm)Sup Wrote: @Kitanetos: Mormons aren't allowed alcohol.

I have had coffee in bars, I guess mormons aren't barred from actually going into a bar.



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RE: A little joke
April 10, 2014 at 1:11 pm
(April 10, 2014 at 1:06 pm)Sup Wrote: So a mormon walks into a bar...

And dies.
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RE: A little joke
April 10, 2014 at 1:11 pm
@downbeatplumb: They aren't allowed coffee, tea, or alcohol.
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RE: A little joke
April 10, 2014 at 1:15 pm
I don't drink alcohol, tea, or coffee and I go to bars occasionally. They sell other things, you know.
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RE: A little joke
April 10, 2014 at 1:16 pm
Before I started drinking alcohol, I would drink bottled water in the bar.
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RE: A little joke
April 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm
I have a joke too:

A heterosexual Mormon male exists...

ROFLOL
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