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RE: Are you an atheist still afraid of Hell?
April 17, 2014 at 4:45 pm
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(April 17, 2014 at 4:31 pm)truthBtold Wrote: (April 17, 2014 at 4:12 pm)max-greece Wrote: Thank God we live on the ground floor.
Thank who?
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RE: Are you an atheist still afraid of Hell?
April 18, 2014 at 2:12 am
(April 17, 2014 at 4:31 pm)truthBtold Wrote: What the hell is hell?
(April 17, 2014 at 4:12 pm)max-greece Wrote: Me too on the heights thing - and its getting worse.
Last year we went on a boat around Anti-Paros and in a particularly beautiful part we anchored up and everyone started leaping over the side into the water.
Embarrassingly I froze and had to go down a ladder to the water - we're talking maybe a 10 foot drop. Thank God we live on the ground floor.
Thank who?
Oh I use that phrase all the fucking time - don't mean shit to me - I could have written thank my lucky stars, rabbit's foot etc.
Its the hardest thing about being an atheist - there are no good phrases to express emotional intent. It doesn't matter how hard I try I always say "God I'm coming" rather than "Evolution through natural selection I'm coming."
Its an inconsistency of mine I can live with.
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RE: Are you an atheist still afraid of Hell?
April 18, 2014 at 4:27 am
Quote:My girlfriend messes with me sometimes after sex and tells me I revert back to Christianity when I cum. So I think next time, even if it ruins the mood, I'll be saying this to mess with her.
Ever notice how it's good form to shout 'OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!' during sex, but bad form to shout 'OH SEX OH SEX OH SEX!' during church services?
Seems damned unfair.
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RE: Are you an atheist still afraid of Hell?
April 18, 2014 at 5:19 am
Afraid? Hell no. I'm going to be put in charge as soon as I arrive.
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