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I don't even know why this is funny...
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I don't even know why this is funny...
But its been cracking me up for a day so I thought I'd share:

Yesterday we decided to do up the garden a bit and went off in glorious sunshine to the garden centre to pick up some flowering plants.

All well and good - on the way back, however, it clouds over and then starts to pour with rain so we get soaked just getting back into the house. Obviously - no planting.

So my daughter says "Is it raining because Jesus is dead?"

Being Good Friday I guess its a topical question.

"No," I say, "Its because Jesus hates flowers."

And she replies:

"Fuckin' Jesus!"

That's it - been killing me for 24 hours now.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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#2
RE: I don't even know why this is funny...
Too funny! But how young a mouth did those words come out of .. I'm picturing like 8 - 12?

Just because I only just watched it after reading your post, here is something else funny.

http://youtu.be/FSRlUsQ7TJ8
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RE: I don't even know why this is funny...
She's 12 going on 25.

Knows how, and when to swear and get away with it.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: I don't even know why this is funny...
Yep. Very cute.
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#5
RE: I don't even know why this is funny...
That's so funny!
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RE: I don't even know why this is funny...
That's great, Max. She sounds like a handful!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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