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Happy Zombie Day!
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Happy Zombie day Stimbo.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Bad Wolf
Compulsive procrastinator  Religious Views: Agnostic atheist, anti-theist, whovian, misanthrope? RE: Happy Zombie Day!
April 19, 2014 at 10:57 pm
(This post was last modified: April 19, 2014 at 10:59 pm by Bad Wolf.)
I don't know about you but i'm going to kill phil, rescue liz, go to the Winchester and have a nice cold pint and let this whole thing blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House “Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom "If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech 
My cousin knows im an atheist and came over and gave me a hersey chocolate cross... just to bust balls..... when he was downstairs watching tv with my sister, I went outside and took the chocolate cross out of the package and put it on his windshield. .. some time went by and finally he left.. and I didnt realize that the sun was warmer than I thought.. it didnt look like a cross anymore. ... it looked like someone took a shit on his windshield. . Ha .. I had a great day.... happy bunny day all!!!!
 (April 19, 2014 at 10:57 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: I don't know about you but i'm going to kill phil, rescue liz, go to the Winchester and have a nice cold pint and let this whole thing blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? Yeah Boyeee! And then we clang together our shovel and cricket bat and oh my god I know way too much about that movie. 
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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Happy Chocolate Day!
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