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God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday

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God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
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God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 11:03 am
Unless one counts as a figment in the minds of the deluded.

Quote:21 injured when car plows into Fla. church

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/natio...h/7953387/

8 dead, 37 wounded in Easter weekend shootings across Chicago

http://www.wlsam.com/common/page.php?pt=...&is_corp=0

Florida man smothers son over Xbox game: authorities

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fl...-1.1761014

Florida church given 60 days to pay debts or face auction

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/21/flo...e-auction/

Man faces gun charges in connection with Tampa park shooting

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafet...ng/2176067

And I am certain there were more atrocities that I was unable to find online through a quick search. Even on his special days he does not pay any attention to his followers.
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 12:06 pm
Or any other day, for that matter.
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 12:47 pm
Notice how 4 of those 5 articles were from Florida? I'm so glad I left that state...

As for why Jesus wasn't around helping those people, it's because he was too busy watching hockey.
That's MISTER Godless Vegetarian Tree Hugging Hippie Liberal to you.
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 1:22 pm
Jesus could never play hockey.....he'd be constantly getting nailed into the boards.
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 1:24 pm
Ba Dum Ching!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 1:37 pm
(April 21, 2014 at 1:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Jesus could never play hockey.....he'd be constantly getting nailed into the boards.

I'll happily take the five minute major in the sin bin if allowed the privilege.
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 2:03 pm
(April 21, 2014 at 11:03 am)Kitanetos Wrote: Unless one counts as a figment in the minds of the deluded.

Quote:21 injured when car plows into Fla. church

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/natio...h/7953387/

8 dead, 37 wounded in Easter weekend shootings across Chicago

http://www.wlsam.com/common/page.php?pt=...&is_corp=0

Florida man smothers son over Xbox game: authorities

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fl...-1.1761014

Florida church given 60 days to pay debts or face auction

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/21/flo...e-auction/

Man faces gun charges in connection with Tampa park shooting

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafet...ng/2176067

And I am certain there were more atrocities that I was unable to find online through a quick search. Even on his special days he does not pay any attention to his followers.

man, I keep forgetting its god fault.
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 2:05 pm
(April 21, 2014 at 2:03 pm)archangle Wrote: man, I keep forgetting its god fault.

It is if the god in which theists irrationally believe is supposed to be omnipotent and benevolent.
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 2:06 pm
Jesus was busy overseeing the washing of feet.. priorities man... priorities!!!!
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RE: God nowhere to be seen on Easter Sunday
April 21, 2014 at 2:38 pm
God finally woke up and realized that Easter is a pagan holiday. Sorry Christians!
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