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The Ten Commandments
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The Ten Commandments
April 28, 2014 at 3:08 am
So while I was banned I spent my time in the mountains deeply absorbed in contemplation when I had a burning bush experience. I was then given a plate with the real ten commandments. I figured I'd share them:

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RE: The Ten Commandments
April 28, 2014 at 3:10 am
The irony is that the only commandment of any value is "thou shalt not kill".

The others are absurd.
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RE: The Ten Commandments
April 28, 2014 at 3:13 am
Read the OP again. I fail to see where that is in there
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RE: The Ten Commandments
April 28, 2014 at 3:19 am
Oh, well, I could hardly be counted upon to take a closer look upon that which at first glance appeared to be a genuine copy of what I had assumed.
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RE: The Ten Commandments
April 28, 2014 at 3:23 am
To assume is to make an ass of u and me Wink
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RE: The Ten Commandments
April 28, 2014 at 3:23 am
Speaking of ass....
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RE: The Ten Commandments
April 28, 2014 at 5:39 am
(April 28, 2014 at 3:08 am)Phatt Matt s Wrote: So while I was banned I spent my time in the mountains deeply absorbed in contemplation when I had a burning bush experience. I was then given a plate with the real ten commandments. I figured I'd share them:

ROFLOL

I love Commandment No. 4 Big Grin
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RE: The Ten Commandments
April 28, 2014 at 5:45 am
(April 28, 2014 at 3:08 am)Phatt Matt s Wrote: So while I was banned I spent my time in the mountains deeply absorbed in contemplation when I had a burning bush experience. I was then given a plate with the real ten commandments. I figured I'd share them:

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No, no... I got the real commandments from an angel. They are written on golden tablets. I had to wear special glasses to read the angelic tongue they were written in, and nobody else was allowed to see the tablets, lest their holy radiance would sear their bodies to dust. Oddly enough, I seem to have misplaced the tablets. I just can't find them. But I do remember what they said!






























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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RE: The Ten Commandments
April 28, 2014 at 8:39 am
Religion got it wrong! This is how it should look. Tongue
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RE: The Ten Commandments
April 28, 2014 at 9:13 am (This post was last modified: April 28, 2014 at 9:13 am by Phatt Matt s.)
(April 28, 2014 at 3:19 am)Kitanetos Wrote: Oh, well, I could hardly be counted upon to take a closer look upon that which at first glance appeared to be a genuine copy of what I had assumed.

U give one of many demonstrations of how people at this forum misunderstand my posts. Thank you. Wink
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