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What's your sign?

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What's your sign?
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RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 4:58 pm
Sun: Leo
Moon: Scorpio
Mercury: Virgo
Venus: Virgo
Mars: Virgo
Jupiter: Cancer
Saturn: Capricorn
Uranus: Capricorn
Neptune: Capricorn
Pluto:Scorpio

Now I researched myself, mostly because I'm bored!
Someone explain what this "means"
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RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 6:20 pm
It means you're at a loose end and stuck for something to do.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#33
RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 6:47 pm
"Authorised entry only"

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RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 6:59 pm
(May 6, 2014 at 6:47 pm)Beccs Wrote: "Authorised entry only"

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I authorize all modes of entry...
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 7:01 pm
How about "Slippery When Wet"?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 7:12 pm
Stop drop and roll?
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RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 7:16 pm
(May 6, 2014 at 7:12 pm)Losty Wrote: Stop drop and roll?

You're on fire today!

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RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 7:18 pm
Wanna borrow my sprinkler?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 7:19 pm
(May 6, 2014 at 7:18 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Wanna borrow my sprinkler?

A proper hosedown is better.

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RE: What's your sign?
May 6, 2014 at 7:20 pm
When people ask me, 'What sign were you born under?' I invariably answer, 'Royal Victoria Hospital - Maternity Ward', then I smash their astrolabe and walk away.

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