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Which Bible Character are you?

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Which Bible Character are you?
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Which Bible Character are you?
May 14, 2014 at 12:06 am (This post was last modified: May 14, 2014 at 12:21 am by Losty.)
I got Ruth and I felt highly offended.

http://www.ebiblemovies.com/bible-person-quiz/

Ruth: A perfect example of a humble and contrite woman. You were a foreigner who became an insider and a foundation. You’re willing to give up everything renouncing all that you hold dear to begin a total new life with little or nothing. You exhibit a faith and loyalty that is rare in the world. You Are Ruth!

Being constantly contrite for no good reason is something that I am seriously trying to get rid of. I don't see why they think of it as a good trait :/
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RE: Which Bible Character are you?
May 14, 2014 at 12:10 am
Why would I want the infamy of being in the bible?
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RE: Which Bible Character are you?
May 14, 2014 at 12:11 am
You’re a fiercely loyal man. Willing to put everything on the line to follow your heart and after the truth. You’re fearless to declare what you believe. You are the center, the rock, for many people in your life. You Are Peter!
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RE: Which Bible Character are you?
May 14, 2014 at 12:12 am
You Are Peter!
You’re a fiercely loyal man. Willing to put everything on the line to follow your heart and after the truth. You’re fearless to declare what you believe. You are the center, the rock, for many people in your life. You Are Peter!

I don't think so.
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RE: Which Bible Character are you?
May 14, 2014 at 12:18 am
(May 14, 2014 at 12:10 am)Chuck Wrote: Why would I want the infamy of being in the bible?

Well we've seen what house we are in Harry Potter and what kitteh we are in Luckie's mind...
I figured I might as well see what bibke character I am. Mine does match the old Christian me to be perfectly honest.
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RE: Which Bible Character are you?
May 14, 2014 at 12:26 am
I was kind of hoping for Beelzebub, to be honest.
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RE: Which Bible Character are you?
May 14, 2014 at 12:35 am
I got the "peter" shit, too. Fuck peter. Pussy denied even knowing fucking jesus.

Some "rock."
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RE: Which Bible Character are you?
May 14, 2014 at 1:26 am (This post was last modified: May 14, 2014 at 1:26 am by Darkstar.)
(May 14, 2014 at 12:11 am)Kitanetos Wrote: You’re a fiercely loyal man. Willing to put everything on the line to follow your heart and after the truth. You’re fearless to declare what you believe. You are the center, the rock, for many people in your life. You Are Peter!
(May 14, 2014 at 12:12 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You Are Peter!
You’re a fiercely loyal man. Willing to put everything on the line to follow your heart and after the truth. You’re fearless to declare what you believe. You are the center, the rock, for many people in your life. You Are Peter!

I don't think so.
(May 14, 2014 at 12:35 am)Minimalist Wrote: I got the "peter" shit, too. Fuck peter. Pussy denied even knowing fucking jesus.

Some "rock."

Huh, seems like we're getting a lot of Peters here. And yes, I got Peter too.
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RE: Which Bible Character are you?
May 14, 2014 at 2:06 am
Perhaps it's a peter fetish?
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RE: Which Bible Character are you?
May 14, 2014 at 2:24 am
(May 14, 2014 at 2:06 am)Minimalist Wrote: Perhaps it's a peter fetish?

There's so many Peters, this thread had turned into a real sausage fest.
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