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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 3:20 pm
I noticed there was a problem with the last question. There no was no option that said I'd fuck you so hard it would cause a rift to open in space and time that transport you into next week.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 4:31 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 3:20 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I noticed there was a problem with the last question. There no was no option that said I'd fuck you so hard it would cause a rift to open in space and time that transport you into next week.
I think that fits quite comfortably into the "her life will be change forever" category love 
On a side note, you have an open invitation to my house 
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 4:43 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 4:31 pm)Losty Wrote: (May 14, 2014 at 3:20 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I noticed there was a problem with the last question. There no was no option that said I'd fuck you so hard it would cause a rift to open in space and time that transport you into next week.
I think that fits quite comfortably into the "her life will be change forever" category love
On a side note, you have an open invitation to my house
Okay you can text me the address, I'm on the way to airport now.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 4:50 pm
It said I'm 82% Jesus, but I'm feeling more like Job lately.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 5:05 pm
Your Result: You are Satan
91%
You are handsome and brave. You are not afraid to stand up to a malevolent god. Your new powers are; Unbelievable sex appeal to whomever you desire Teaching new people to become the snake Even greater than a god at sex
86%You are Elisha
76%You are Jesus
67%You are the Snake
65%You are God
22%Salome
19%You are Eve
10%You are Jezebel
Quote:12. Would you have sex with Losty?
I would f--- Losty so good her entire life would be altered.
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 5:20 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 4:50 pm)Faith No More Wrote: It said I'm 82% Jesus, but I'm feeling more like Job lately.
Oh no 
Why?
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 5:33 pm
If you come up as 50% Jesus and 50% Judas do you have to betray yourself? And, if you do, do you accept 30 pieces of silver?
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 5:34 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 5:20 pm)Losty Wrote: Oh no
Why?
Oh, nothing in particular. I was being melodramatic, but sometimes it just feels like a lot of work to maintain my life and stay sane. I'm getting burned out, but I think that's normal when you have a six month old baby. 
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 5:42 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 5:33 pm)Beccs Wrote: If you come up as 50% Jesus and 50% Judas do you have to betray yourself? And, if you do, do you accept 30 pieces of silver?
Yes, and then you kill yourself by crucifixion, hanging, and spilling your entrails in a field. All at the same time.
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 6:01 pm
I've never understood the god and Jesus thing. They are two different characters, but so many people talk about worshiping Jesus and also call him god. What's the deal there? Why do people worship the son if he isn't intended to be the Christian god? I've never understood this....
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